With this in mind we are often disappointed by the sanitised mainstream football media.

We decided to do something about it.

We decided to take a stand.

We're making stuff up.

Hot Pies is an unofficial Collingwood Football Club Fanzine and, unlike virtually every other aspect of football today, we are not driven by economic objectives.

Hot Pies is not a publication burdened by the considerations of either truth or fact. It is a satirical fanzine and this means we 'take the piss' out of whatever we feel is relevant at the time.

We will welcome contributions by all Collingwood fans so if you've got something to say, tell us and we'll print it.

So we hope you enjoy the web site and take out a subscription to the mag. We trust that you appreciate it all in the light hearted vain in which it is intended.

Each month Hot Pies includes a host of interviews and informative articles on all aspects of the Collingwood Football Club, along with games, comics, reviews, previews, competitions and general gossip.

Regular columns include:

UNKNOWN SAUCES
  A host of inside news, views, and club related gossip.

MATCH REPORTS
  Unbiased, thoughtful and thorough run-down of the month's matches the way Hotrod saw them.

REVIEWS
  A careful, critical review of anything and everything Collingwood.

PUZZLE PAGE
  For the more intellectual supporter. Test your skills and knowledge.

FOOTY MOUTH
  The critically acclaimed comic from Fred Negro.

Plus anything and everything else you could possibly ever wish for (well almost). Why don't you check out what's coming up in the next issue?


If you're in Melbourne Hot Pies is available at the regular spots on Brunton Avenue and up near the corner of Clarendon and Wellington Streets.

You can also get it at:

    Melbourne Sports Books, 9 Elizabeth Street, Melbourne
    Minotaur Bookshop, Bourke Street, Melbourne
    Polyester Bookshop, Brunswick Street, Fitzroy
    The Napier Hotel, Napier Street, Fitzroy
    The Labour in Vain Hotel, Brunswick Street Fitzroy
    Melbourne Barber Shop, LaTrobe Street, Melbourne

Outside Melbourne see the subscription page for mailing addresses.