Is John Noble really Kane Tenace?

3rd degree · Joined: 22 Jun 2004 Location: John Wren's tote

After years of attempting to find the prototype of the perfect hard running half back from South Australia during trade period . AFL Sports Scientists believe that it is possible that former West Adelaide Blood now Magpie John Noble could actually be a mix of albino death adder , and the hard running attributes and the kicking prowess of former Draft Prodigy Kane Tenace.

" The Supporting evidence is fascinating and not yet inconclusive" said a leading alleged sports scientist.

" We are still waiting on the B sample to see if they are related in a structure around a stoppage".

melliot · Joined: 07 Apr 2006 Location: Bendigo

Noice.

Jenkins could be the next Fev. Viva the Fevaloution!

Pies2016 · Joined: 12 Sep 2014

Well 3D, then you will be really excited to know that Noble has an identical twin ...... who is about 4 inches taller ( not sure if that still makes him an identical twin or not )

Fatui Attata · Joined: 28 Sep 2009

Well....a human ear has been grown on a mouse before, so anything's possible when it comes to having a 1% edge on the rest of the comp. I heard they grew a Lockett on a mouse, but tragically Lockett2 sat down one day before his growth had completed itself. It was attached to his butt and he squashed the mouse.

And then there's Essendon.....but who'd believe that eh?

npalm · Joined: 01 May 2005

Following on from Fatui's approach maybe we could create a hard running half back flanker by cloning young Saad from Essendon.

And if he's not prepared to spare us a few skin cells maybe we could find something useful under Toby Greene's fingernails.

RudeBoy · Joined: 28 Nov 2005

With Quaynor available next year, Noble will struggle to get a game imo.

Pies4shaw · pies4shaw Joined: 08 Oct 2007

^ He might move up to a wing. He was one of about 3 players on our list with good leg speed. There's probably a place for him, with a preseason and some improvement.

inxs88 · Joined: 17 Aug 2014

This was funny in 2008

WhyPhilWhy? · Posted: Tue Oct 08, 2019 1:04 pm

Sigh... The meme that would not die...

BBHS · bbhs Joined: 30 Jun 2004 Location: Bellarine

Kane Tenance is still what we need though. He could be the next Judd. Imagine that line breaking speed. Burns is almost done, bucks is cooked. We have lokan streaming of half back getting it straight from the Black Jack ..bang straight down Sean Ruslings throat!