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stui magpie wrote:LOL.

Don't send me money either. :P
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Just saw Dan n Witty on the Today show, footage from GF day. Witty was showing the reporter all of his tatts including the ones on his chest and stomach and she appeared to get all flustered and shy and Witty said "Who's wobbling now huh? No colliwobbles here! You've got the wobbles!" I cracked up, it was pretty funny.. Carl n Lisa cracked up too.. Then they did an interview with Witty and he stuck it up the people in Geelong who bagged him last week. Nice one :wink:
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Channel surfing on foxtel, ran into "It aint half hot mum" on Fox Classics.

fkn LOL.
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Every dead body on Mt Everest was once a highly motivated person, so maybe just calm the **** down.
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Ah, well in that case. That must have been difficult. I can imagine all sorts of things like that. How often does he use it? That should keep you busy. That sounds very nice.
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I just bumped into Jason Akermanis and said hello. He seemed nice. Gave me a smile and a wave.
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You didn't happen to ask him if he puts out by any chance, lol?
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That literally made me Laugh Out Loud. I scared my bird! Hehehe no but I was with gay Mr Muscles when I saw Aker.
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EeeeeeewwwwwwWWWWwwwww!
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Watching a program on foxtel, Man vs Food.

this guy going around to food joints (I can't bring myself to call them restaurants) in the good old US of A and dear oh my god :shock: I think I've put on 5 kg just watching the program.

the guy is quite good, they focus on how stuff is done and genuine old fashioned traditional recipes, often hand done but the volume of food wood kill a normal human.
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JacJacJacqui wrote:Just read that
UK residents outraged by plans to cull some 6,000 camels are warning other Europeans against visiting Australia
Pfft. Care? Go to Dubai then. Heaps of camels there.
Oh nice, coming from a bunch of limeys, who chase innocent foxes, with hounds to eat them alive, and watch drinking whiskey out of a flask whilst riding a horse!
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What made me laugh today. Went to the Tennis tonight with my daughter. A annual ritual we have been doing for many decades. It was really nice as the weather was cool and they had the roof open for a bit before the rain hit.

Anyhow, pretentious people make me laugh. Rarely see it at the football, unless you go near a gaggle of girls who think they can score footballers. But this bottle blonde in standard jeans, boots and sunnies on her head (yes it was 9pm) was walking down the aisle looking for her bloke, swaying with a couple of beers, as she spilt said beers on my feet without any acknowledgement or apology, I noticed she missed her row and kept doing that stupid looking for ppl thing you do. Then the said sunnies fell off head and more beer was spilt. And when she was going along the row of seats more beer was being spilt but again with no brain recognition to apologise. I had to laugh as I imagined the conversation when she got back to the muscle bound boyfriend about how much beer wasn't left in the plastic glass and who's fault it was to be.

When we were leaving, said blond was in the foyer area looking very worse for wear, no bf in sight and being held up by the bar but still drinking beers. A really cool look and a night well spent.

Don't get me wrong, I like having a great night out like everyone, but this girl really made me laugh.
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My daughter just made me laugh on Facebook. She's on a cruise in Antarctica this week and I posted something about her needing to rug up. She replied:

"Just passed a few icebergs. Don't worry I've got it sorted. I get to float on the door."

Not very reassuring to a worried Mum but her sense of humour does make me laugh! :D
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stui magpie wrote:Watching a program on foxtel, Man vs Food.

this guy going around to food joints (I can't bring myself to call them restaurants) in the good old US of A and dear oh my god :shock: I think I've put on 5 kg just watching the program.

the guy is quite good, they focus on how stuff is done and genuine old fashioned traditional recipes, often hand done but the volume of food wood kill a normal human.
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^

It's such a looooong way away from your normal cooking or food show, it's actually funny.

He must have 3 stomachs or have laxettes for dessert the volume of crap he puts into his guts.

Last night included do-nuts the size of a Hyundai spare tyre, open pit BBQ (which looked really nice), mud flat oysters steamed on an old fashioned bbq (which didn't) and a 10 stage chilli tuna roll challange that made me consider eating tuna, if i could skip the first 5 stages and get straight down to (hot and spicy) business. 8)
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