lets play weakest link

Greg J · Post by **Greg J** » Fri Mar 16, 2001 1:03 pm

<FONT COLOR="Red">1. What I would talk about to a Carlton supporter whom I invited to dinner.</FONT c>

The relative merits of having a multi media personality for a club president rather than a club president with multi personalities.

<FONT COLOR="Red">2. What would I then proceed to serve them for dinner.</FONT c>

Well after giving them a bit of a (verbal) serve I would serve them,
Entree : Black caviar on white bread.
Main : Spotted Dick (that's black and white isn't it Dipper or London Dave?) or Black Pudding with mashed potato.
Desert : Blackberries and cream and Black coffee with a dollop of cream.

Greg J

NICK THE PIE MAN · Post by **NICK THE PIE MAN** » Fri Mar 16, 2001 5:44 pm

In true Carlton style, I would take him out to the best restraunt in town in Toorak. There we would not talk about the barbarics of football for the evening. We would talk about Politics, the Australian Economy, World issues etc. Guzzling down French champhange and eating red lobster was a nice treat. Towards the end of the night I went over to the waitor and gave him a note to give to my Carlton friend. I then walked out the door and went home. The note said...
"Thanks for dinner you Carlton Bastard!!! HAHA U PISS WEAK MORON! UP THE PIES!!!!!'

"Good 'Ol Collingwood Forever"

London Dave · Post by **London Dave** » Fri Mar 16, 2001 7:28 pm

I think spotted Dick is B&W, but I'm not a pom so I don't know for sure. Never tried it, an most likely never will. XO Cognac and Havanas for my dessert thanks.

MAN, I think you forgot to mention that you also had a few more pies fans on the guest list who similarly excuse themselves.

DIPPER · Post by **DIPPER** » Sat Mar 17, 2001 6:12 pm

Well I haven't had Spotted Dick since I was at school but from my memory it's a sweet pudding with loads of raisins in it (hence the word 'spotted') so the raisins are obviosly black but the main part of it isn't what I'd call white it's more of a sort of light browny colour I think-anyway it's quite nice served with a bit of custard you should try it some time LD I mean English cuisine is some of the finest in the world-LOL

'They claim everyone was born but I don't recall it.Maybe I was having one of my blackouts'-Jim Morrisson

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magpie jeff · Post by **magpie jeff** » Tue Mar 20, 2001 3:04 am

VERY ORDINARY TEAM YOU WILL HAVE TO DO MUCH BETTER!!IT LOOKED LIKE A CASE OF FOLLOW THE LEADER.YOU ALL SEEMED TO FOLLOW ALF'S WAY OF THINKING,YOU SEEM TO BE A TEAM OF FOLLOWERS HARDLY GOOD ENOUGH..OK WELL SEARCH AND DESTROY YOU MUST FIND AND EXPEL THE WEAKEST LINK...OH ALF WHATEVER YOU DO DONT REPLY FIRST, KNOWING THIS LOT THEY WILL LEACH ON TO YOUR BANDWAGON.....GOODBYE.

There is nothing in life greater, than to be a supporter of our beloved collingwood football club,we must remain united,we must stand tall,we must be prepared to fight for our glorious black and white for we are the ENVY OF ALL NATIONS.
http://www.mp3.com/joffa

NICK THE PIE MAN · Post by **NICK THE PIE MAN** » Tue Mar 20, 2001 2:36 pm

I vote for Mags.
Nothing personal mate, just business.
I scrolled down the list and it landed on you, the finger of fate guided me.

"Good 'Ol Collingwood Forever"

NICK THE PIE MAN · Post by **NICK THE PIE MAN** » Tue Mar 20, 2001 2:37 pm

Joffa makes this game so cruel!

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ed healey · Post by **ed healey** » Tue Mar 20, 2001 5:56 pm

Well the only chance of me and a carlscum fan having dinner together is if i bought a pizza and got a cab home,most carlscum fans are cab drivers and speak little sense,I would eat the pizza on the way home,wash it down with a VB and just when he wanted his fare would give him his share in chunder.
There would be nothing to talk about as they dont make intelligent conversation.
And if he wanted to fight about it....the night could finish very well,with a bang even.
F**** Carlscum my door is locked to the scum.

Black_White · Post by **Black_White** » Wed Mar 21, 2001 1:35 pm

BANK!!

The Phoenix Is Arising

Broadie · Post by **Broadie** » Fri Mar 23, 2001 3:38 am

JOEL - You're off, mate.

A lazy response that is not only a cop out, but also a copy.

Broadie

AlfAndrews · Post by **AlfAndrews** » Fri Mar 23, 2001 8:46 pm

I was a bit concerned with CQ's answer actually. She mentioned St.Kilda once too often for my liking.

I'm voting for CQ as the weakest link.

**floreat pica**

Greg J · Post by **Greg J** » Tue Mar 27, 2001 5:16 am

I vote for Mike Sheahan coz he's a Richard Head.

Greg J

Joel · Post by **Joel** » Tue Mar 27, 2001 1:54 pm

I vote broadie off for trying to vote me off! Who wants to form an alliance?

Mike Sheahan · Post by **Mike Sheahan** » Tue Mar 27, 2001 4:09 pm

I will form an alliance Joel, my friend.

Broadie · Post by **Broadie** » Wed Mar 28, 2001 2:42 am

Well if Mike SHeehan's going to be on the team, then I'll commit Hari Kiri and say...GOODBYE!

Broadie

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