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LOL, nice one.

Nah, considering the age demographic of the ladies and the fact that I'm supposed to be the boss, I think the smartest thing to do was shut up and not bite. :wink:
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Finding out Alan Tooveys manager wasn't accredited after sending off emails to other clubs is pretty hilarious.
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A line on Big Bang Theory last night.

Sheldon: How can I say thank you?
Aimee: Kiss me where I've never been kissed before.
Sheldon:...............Salt lake City?


variation of an old one but delivered beautifully.. :P :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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stui magpie wrote:A line on Big Bang Theory last night.

Sheldon: How can I say thank you?
Aimee: Kiss me where I've never been kissed before.
Sheldon:...............Salt lake City?


variation of an old one but delivered beautifully.. :P :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Yes I chuckled last night.
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He wrote "Total Recall", "Man in the High Castle", and "Blade Runner. "
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Don't know if this made me laugh but it sure as hell made my wife laugh.

Came home from work and as usual my 4 year old daughter came sprinting down the hallway screaming "Daddy's home". Now normally she'd just run flat out into me and I'd bend in the legs to catch the force of the impact in my abdomen, but I was a little distracted today and forgot to bend :wink:

Now I'm sitting here typing this with an icepack on my nuts :cry::shock::cry:
and a wife still giggling at what happened.
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Why now? When was this exactly?
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oooooooooooooooooh haha!!

i bet she will be laughing for weeks - no months!!

remember it on the 21st!!
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OEP wrote:Don't know if this made me laugh but it sure as hell made my wife laugh.

Came home from work and as usual my 4 year old daughter came sprinting down the hallway screaming "Daddy's home". Now normally she'd just run flat out into me and I'd bend in the legs to catch the force of the impact in my abdomen, but I was a little distracted today and forgot to bend :wink:

Now I'm sitting here typing this with an icepack on my nuts :cry::shock::cry:
and a wife still giggling at what happened.

Typical. All about you, nothing about your daughters head.







:P :wink:
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stui magpie wrote:
OEP wrote:Don't know if this made me laugh but it sure as hell made my wife laugh.

Came home from work and as usual my 4 year old daughter came sprinting down the hallway screaming "Daddy's home". Now normally she'd just run flat out into me and I'd bend in the legs to catch the force of the impact in my abdomen, but I was a little distracted today and forgot to bend :wink:

Now I'm sitting here typing this with an icepack on my nuts :cry::shock::cry:
and a wife still giggling at what happened.

Typical. All about you, nothing about your daughters head.







:P :wink:
Trust me she's fine. She's got a bloody hard head :shock:
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^

LOL.

I feel your pain. :(






But not as much as you do. :P :wink:
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My urine... :shock:

I was feeling a little flat and took two multi vitamins this morning.

Went to the steel wall and it was like I was pi55ing yellow highlighters. :lol:
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okay, exactly what pick me up are you taking??
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5150 wrote:My urine... :shock:

I was feeling a little flat and took two multi vitamins this morning.

Went to the steel wall and it was like I was pi55ing yellow highlighters. :lol:
LOL, multi vitamins will do that to you!

I bet you still tried to write your name - since it was highlighter ink afterall!
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luvdids wrote:
5150 wrote:My urine... :shock:

I was feeling a little flat and took two multi vitamins this morning.

Went to the steel wall and it was like I was pi55ing yellow highlighters. :lol:
LOL, multi vitamins will do that to you!

I bet you still tried to write your name - since it was highlighter ink afterall!
:shock: how did you know?

Anyways... ran out of "ink" after B-A- just couldn't get the Z out.

Damn you tiny bladder... :x
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