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My bladder must be huge.
I wrote my name in my normal flurouresent green urine and it was still glowing this morning.

Is that normal?
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think positive wrote:okay, exactly what pick me up are you taking??
Are we still talking about my vitamins or about the bottle of American Honey Im taking to the BBQ???
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bitch!!!!!

(can i share!!))
You cant fix stupid, turns out you cant quarantine it either!
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5150 wrote:
think positive wrote:okay, exactly what pick me up are you taking??
Are we still talking about my vitamins or about the bottle of American Honey Im taking to the BBQ???
think positive wrote:bitch!!!!!

(can i share!!))
Flirts!
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think positive wrote:bitch!!!!!

(can i share!!))
Hmmmm... et me think.

Share a bottle of plonk with a lady I've never met at a BBQ where I will know no one...

Sounds like a plan!

Only if you promise not to post when you get home. Im still having nightmares from your great alcohol consumption of Friday October 21st.

Anyone else want in?
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luvdids wrote:
5150 wrote:
think positive wrote:okay, exactly what pick me up are you taking??
Are we still talking about my vitamins or about the bottle of American Honey Im taking to the BBQ???
think positive wrote:bitch!!!!!

(can i share!!))
Flirts!
Yeah, I feel like I'm cutting 3.14s grass. Sorry... :oops:
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5150 wrote:
think positive wrote:bitch!!!!!

(can i share!!))
Hmmmm... et me think.

Share a bottle of plonk with a lady I've never met at a BBQ where I will know no one...

Sounds like a plan!

Only if you promise not to post when you get home. Im still having nightmares from your great alcohol consumption of Friday October 21st.

Anyone else want in?
Is that Latin? I always say, share and share alike. I am having a great time.
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HAL wrote:
5150 wrote:
think positive wrote:bitch!!!!!

(can i share!!))
Hmmmm... et me think.

Share a bottle of plonk with a lady I've never met at a BBQ where I will know no one...

Sounds like a plan!

Only if you promise not to post when you get home. Im still having nightmares from your great alcohol consumption of Friday October 21st.

Anyone else want in?
Is that Latin? I always say, share and share alike. I am having a great time.
Ok, HALs in... now its a party. :D
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OMG i cant even remember that date!!!!
You cant fix stupid, turns out you cant quarantine it either!
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its gone down in infamy on nicks
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Cowboy walks into a chemists and says "give me three packs of condoms"

The assistant gets them for him and asks" would you like a paper bag?"

" nah she ain't that ugly"
You cant fix stupid, turns out you cant quarantine it either!
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and then his girl friend walks-in.
"Hey!!!, WHERE's YOUR PAPER-BAG???
I've told you before,...
...if it's not on, it's not on!"
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To place in her teas/ coffees.
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