GATHER AROUND FAMILY. re carlscum

magpie jeff · Post by **magpie jeff** » Tue May 01, 2001 4:55 am

This sunday we are at war i can think of no other 'phrase'we are playing the most putrid vile clubs of all time.

Are you with me ?

Can you hear me ?

The carlton football club is the enemy.

Do i hear an 'amen brother' ?

Who could forget the battle last year at optarse oval ?

DO i hear 'tell it brother joffa'

We were spat upon !

We were laughed at !

We even had a scoreboard laughing at us !

So this sunday family we are at war again,but this time it's different.

This time we will be the victors !

This time the glorious black and white flag will be triumphant at the most famous battle ground the MCG.

The trenches are being built

Give me an 'amen'

Give me an 'allehliuhiah'...LOL or how ever you spell it.

Family...i cant stress the importance of this match to witness collingwood defeating 'the enemy'is better than sex.

Do i hear 'tell me more brother joffa'

ok i will.....LOL

At 4.40 pm brothers and sisters of the magpie faith im predicting one of the greatest victories of our time..

At 4.41 pm we will all stand as one 'the mighty collingwood way'
and sing our anthem to one and all.

We will be bruised

We will be battered

Our heads may even be bloodied

But sing at 4.40 pm we will

Do you hear me family ??????

There is nothing in life greater, than to be a supporter of our beloved collingwood football club,we must remain united,we must stand tall,we must be prepared to fight for our glorious black and white for we are the ENVY OF ALL NATIONS.'YOU'LL NEVER WALK ALONE'
http://www.mp3.com/joffa

Post by **Mike** » Tue May 01, 2001 5:04 am

<B>HALLELUJAH

AMEN</B>

magpie jeff · Post by **magpie jeff** » Tue May 01, 2001 5:08 am

I HEAR YOU BROTHER MIKE !!

There is nothing in life greater, than to be a supporter of our beloved collingwood football club,we must remain united,we must stand tall,we must be prepared to fight for our glorious black and white for we are the ENVY OF ALL NATIONS.'YOU'LL NEVER WALK ALONE'
http://www.mp3.com/joffa

Post by **Mike** » Tue May 01, 2001 5:09 am

Go tell it on the mountain Joffa!!!!

Post by **Mike** » Tue May 01, 2001 5:11 am

To let my people know!

magpie jeff · Post by **magpie jeff** » Tue May 01, 2001 5:39 am

I HEAR YOU LOUD AND CLEAR BROTHER MIKE IM ALREADY THERE.

HELP FAMILY IM SURROUNDED BY MOUNTAIN GOATS....get out the way you bloody carlton bastards...

There is nothing in life greater, than to be a supporter of our beloved collingwood football club,we must remain united,we must stand tall,we must be prepared to fight for our glorious black and white for we are the ENVY OF ALL NATIONS.'YOU'LL NEVER WALK ALONE'
http://www.mp3.com/joffa

NICK THE PIE MAN · Post by **NICK THE PIE MAN** » Tue May 01, 2001 5:45 am

Give us the good word Joffa!
I HEAR YOU BROTHER!!!
OHHHHHH PRAISE THE PIES!
WE WILL BE A FORCE AGAIN, TEAMS WILL BE SCARED OF US!
OUR CHEER SQUAD WILL SH*T ON RICHMOND'S AND WE WILL HAVE 100 000 MEMBERS, EVERY GAME WILL BE A HUGE FARKING COLLINGWOOD PARTY!!!
CARN THE PIES!

"Good 'Ol Collingwood Forever"

[This message has been edited by NICK THE PIE MAN (edited 30 April 2001).]

magpie jeff · Post by **magpie jeff** » Tue May 01, 2001 5:46 am

GOD BLESS YOU BROTHER NICK THE PIEMAN...LOL

WE HEAR YOU BROTHER !!

There is nothing in life greater, than to be a supporter of our beloved collingwood football club,we must remain united,we must stand tall,we must be prepared to fight for our glorious black and white for we are the ENVY OF ALL NATIONS.'YOU'LL NEVER WALK ALONE'
http://www.mp3.com/joffa

Fradam · Post by **Fradam** » Tue May 01, 2001 6:25 am

he he he what a nice little religous ceremony thats going on here. I'm not the religous type but if Jesus can walk on water then I'm sure Daicos can do it.

Preachers dont work, I sent Jason Wild to be one so h's legs could be fixed so he could kick the ball where it were intended but it never worked.

I suggest Joffa that you that you try your preaching on some Carlton players. Push them hard in the forehead saying "praise the lord" and have nobody there to catch them.

AlfAndrews · Post by **AlfAndrews** » Tue May 01, 2001 8:00 am

I HAVE A DREAM
I HAVE A DREAM
THAT THE MOUNTAIN SHALL BE CONQUERED.
THAT THE SEAS SHALL BE PARTED.
THAT THE OX AND THE BILLY GOAT SHALL BE AS ONE.
THAT THE SAINT AND THE SINNER SHALL BE CAST ASIDE.
THAT THE BOMBER SHALL CRASH INTO THE MOUNTAIN.
THAT THE DEMON SHALL BE SLAIN.
THAT THE EAGLE AND THE CROW SHALL BE RENT ASUNDER.
THAT THE HAWK SHALL CHOKE ON ITS OWN PUTRID DROPPINGS.
THAT THE PORT SHALL BE POWERLESS.
THAT THE LION AND THE TIGER SHALL LAY DOWN TOGETHER AND DIE.
THAT THE KANGAROO SHALL BE AS DOG FOOD ... AND THE DOG SHALL DIE.
THAT THE SWAN SHALL REST WHERE THE WORM NEVER DIETH.
THAT THE DOCKER SHALL KICK HIS CAT TO DEATH AND SHALL BE SENTENCED TO HANG BY THE NECK UNTIL DEAD.

AND THAT, ON THE SABBATH, AS THE NAVY SINKETH BENEATH THE WAVES, THE MAGPIE SHALL SOAR ABOVE THE HEAVENS, SAYING "I AM THE GREATEST".

**floreat pica**

eMmA · Post by **eMmA** » Tue May 01, 2001 8:20 am

lol@fradam.....love the last bit!!!

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"gO aNtHonY"...#23 4eVa

Joel · Post by **Joel** » Tue May 01, 2001 9:38 am

I'M WITH YA JOFF!!!!

CARRRRN PIES!!!!

2 PIES IN CAIRNS · Post by **2 PIES IN CAIRNS** » Tue May 01, 2001 9:40 am

I'M A BELIEVER !!!
I didn't see anything in the scums' win over St. Kilda to suggest they will trouble us much at all. This will be a beautiful Sunday for the Magpie Faithful..

GO THE PIES !!!

MagpieMark · Post by **MagpieMark** » Tue May 01, 2001 10:14 am

Amen Joffa!

I hear you and let it be done that we shall murder this scum of the Earth

It is written...

GO YOU MAGGIES!!!!!

MagpieBoy · Post by **MagpieBoy** » Tue May 01, 2001 10:18 am

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GATHER AROUND FAMILY. re carlscum

GATHER AROUND FAMILY. re carlscum