Football media (press / radio / commentators et al)

This is a Collingwood Bulletin Board - use this forum for general, Pies-related topics. For other footy topics, use Nick's Other AFL forum, and for non-footy sporting topics please use Nick's Sports Bar. For non-sporting topics please use the Victoria Park Tavern.

Moderator: bbmods

Post Reply
User avatar
Piesnchess
Posts: 26202
Joined: Mon Jun 09, 2008 4:24 pm
Has liked: 229 times
Been liked: 94 times

Post by Piesnchess »

TIM LANE and Wobbie Walls doing Scum games, now that love fest was lower than a snakes belly. Thank god thats over. !
Poverty exists not because we cannot feed the poor, but because we cannot satisfy the rich.

Chess and Vodka are born brothers. - Russian proverb.
User avatar
Didaicos
Posts: 2015
Joined: Tue Jun 06, 2006 9:52 pm

Post by Didaicos »

I said before the game started the really good thing about Brooce is that he generally keeps bias out of it. Boy I was wrong
WELLLINGHAM ROVES IT....AND KICKS THE GOAL!!!!

SWAN'S GOING TO KICK A GOAL. THEY'RE HOME YOU'D THINK I KNOW IT'S A LONG WAY TO GO BUT THEY'RE KILLING THEM NOW!!
woodys_world69
Posts: 2230
Joined: Mon Jul 04, 2005 10:00 am
Location: Brisbane
Been liked: 34 times

Post by woodys_world69 »

didnt see an issue with Bruce at all
Tarrantttttt................Specialllllllllllllllllllllll
User avatar
LaurieHolden
Posts: 3842
Joined: Sun Feb 22, 2009 11:04 am
Location: Victoria Park
Has liked: 202 times
Been liked: 185 times

Post by LaurieHolden »

Healy, Dunstall - shite game call on Pies / Port.
Any chance of calling the game rather than the overly verbose critique. Get Healy off FF

Bruce has given us numerous great calls over the years so give him some slack.
User avatar
LaurieHolden
Posts: 3842
Joined: Sun Feb 22, 2009 11:04 am
Location: Victoria Park
Has liked: 202 times
Been liked: 185 times

Post by LaurieHolden »

He looks to have developed a man crush on Heppel though to replace Hirdy
User avatar
mudlark
Posts: 3561
Joined: Tue Mar 19, 2002 8:01 pm
Location: Maroochydore Qld
Contact:

Post by mudlark »

jack_spain wrote:
cityslick1 wrote:Bruce in the last quarter: "Gee 10.14 to Collingwood, thats a famous score for St Kilda & their last premiership..." who gives a sh*t Bruce, call the f**king game youre watching... its tight and its the biggest H&A game of the year.

Not to mention the endless amount of meaningless stats and info about players liking dogs, Lethal always having soft feet and players being delicious.

His campness and obsession with meaningless info has made him almost unbearable to listen to...
Couldn't have said it better myself.

That comparison with the 1966 grand final is an insult to ALL Collingwood supporters.

Why has Seven's coverage gone downhill so fast? The pictures are an absolute abomination now.

Is is an AFL plot to get us all paid up subscribers to FOXTEL? :idea:
Foxtel unfortunately use CH 7 feeds,so there's no escaping him. :cry:
User avatar
Deja Vu
Posts: 4411
Joined: Sun Apr 20, 2008 10:44 am

Post by Deja Vu »

Huddo the cliche king - I see it but I don't believe it.

Why not just go all out and give us the rest of the Porky Pig routine?

As for Bruce...

He doesn't so much commentate as ask questions these days...

Gee, Rioli was clever there wasn't he?

Judd's been magnificent tonight hasn't he?

That was brilliant from Lenny there, gee he's special isn't he?

Buddy has been unbelievable tonight, a real game breaker, wouldn't you agree Leigh?

Bartel, oh that was masterful wasn't it?
User avatar
warburton lad
Posts: 2786
Joined: Tue Aug 26, 2003 10:47 am
Has liked: 1 time
Been liked: 60 times

Post by warburton lad »

Steve wrote:Listening to bruce is like walking in on your parents having sex, it's embarrassing, awkward and a little bit creepy!
This is not as uncommon as people may think.

The Lad was six when he walked in on Uncle Sven and Aunty Ludmilla in a public spa in Malmo on a family holiday to Sweden to visit the Ikea factory where Uncle Igor was an engineer.

Not even the $2-50 breakfast deal will lure The Lad into an Ikea store these days, so lurid are the mind pictures and memories of the sordid event.
Firm in the belief that number 17 flag is only months away...
User avatar
London Dave
Posts: 7172
Joined: Wed Dec 16, 1998 7:01 pm
Location: Iceland on Thames
Contact:

Post by London Dave »

Piesnchess wrote:TIM LANE and Wobbie Walls doing Scum games, now that love fest was lower than a snakes belly. Thank god thats over. !
Absolutely! I still have the vid of the last qtr when they blew the final v Brions a couple of years ago. Great call boys, and sensational viewing! Pretty much the only time I've enjoyed them commentating!
User avatar
Donny
Posts: 80262
Joined: Sun Aug 04, 2002 6:01 pm
Location: Toonumbar NSW Australia
Has liked: 63 times
Been liked: 27 times

Post by Donny »

I don't get it.

What's the problem with Dwayne Russell ?
Donny.

It's a game. Enjoy it. :D
User avatar
swoop42
Posts: 22049
Joined: Sat Aug 02, 2008 9:27 pm
Location: The 18
Been liked: 8 times

Post by swoop42 »

Bruce is very comfortable handling the microphone.

I'm scared though he might one day choke on it.
He's mad. He's bad. He's MaynHARD!
User avatar
Hiss
Posts: 4821
Joined: Wed Jul 09, 2003 10:28 pm
Location: Geelong
Has liked: 1 time
Been liked: 3 times
Contact:

Yeah

Post by Hiss »

Steve wrote:Listening to bruce is like walking in on your parents having sex, it's embarrassing, awkward and a little bit creepy!
Bertha is no good at sex so I am allowed explore my exuberant masculinity elsewhere in a celebration of modern male liberation.
I love this club and I hold anyone in contempt who does not think it is worth fighting for.
User avatar
Brenny
Posts: 5253
Joined: Tue Apr 05, 2011 10:56 pm
Location: Westpac Centre

Post by Brenny »

Deja Vu wrote:
Gee, Rioli was clever there wasn't he?

Judd's been magnificent tonight hasn't he?

That was brilliant from Lenny there, gee he's special isn't he?

Buddy has been unbelievable tonight, a real game breaker, wouldn't you agree Leigh?

Bartel, oh that was masterful wasn't it?
Funniest stuff I have ever read on nicks, wouldn't you agree!
User avatar
stui magpie
Posts: 54830
Joined: Tue May 03, 2005 10:10 am
Location: In flagrante delicto
Has liked: 126 times
Been liked: 161 times

Post by stui magpie »

warburton lad wrote:
Steve wrote:Listening to bruce is like walking in on your parents having sex, it's embarrassing, awkward and a little bit creepy!
This is not as uncommon as people may think.

The Lad was six when he walked in on Uncle Sven and Aunty Ludmilla in a public spa in Malmo on a family holiday to Sweden to visit the Ikea factory where Uncle Igor was an engineer.

Not even the $2-50 breakfast deal will lure The Lad into an Ikea store these days, so lurid are the mind pictures and memories of the sordid event.

ImageImageImageImageImageImageImageImageImageImageImageImageImageImageImageImageImage
Every dead body on Mt Everest was once a highly motivated person, so maybe just calm the **** down.
Post Reply