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pricey wrote:Ratten should reform the Bluebirds ,
put on the leotards and do some high kicks.
I thought he had
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Who else loves the fact that we are the team they have to play at the end of the Horror month.. Geel (lost) WC (Perth) Haw.. and then the final nail in that shitful clubs coffin.. Coll
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Here are some more moments of clarity from the scum realists, hilarious! I never do this sort of thing but I just can't resist this time!

"Judd was absolute puss tonight, on a such a season defining game the Captain the million dollar man played like a downhill skiing girl."

"Sack the coach and bring back Fev, burn the membership- I am Carlton."

"Judd is a broken man."

"Gee Ratts is a bit flat.....loss seems to have hit him harder than the players. He looks shattered."

"Judd had a shocker and looked like he was slower than Mclean."

"WE ARE CHOKERS! - have to get rid of the mindset of going into our shells when a team starts tightening up on us."

"Just thought I'd get more from Ratts. He sounded like Kevin Sheedy or Guy McKenna happy with a GWS or Suns "good effort". We need more than that!!"

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ClokingDevice wrote:Who else loves the fact that we are the team they have to play at the end of the Horror month.. Geel (lost) WC (Perth) Haw.. and then the final nail in that shitful clubs coffin.. Coll
I'm licking my lips. :lol:
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ooh, the most delicious icing on the cake would be handing them their fifth straight loss! It's looking very likely :D
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The scum have been cookin up something alright.

Problem is they didn't realise it tasted like shite till it was served up on the plate.
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I feel like throwing up, Andy Maher on Before the Game tonight, saying I hope Melbourne beat those "Rotten Mongrels"! He really is a Carlton idiot.
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Saints win. Blues are now out of the 8 :D.
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sandy wrote:I feel like throwing up, Andy Maher on Before the Game tonight, saying I hope Melbourne beat those "Rotten Mongrels"! He really is a Carlton idiot.
Yeah, well, he can rain dance all he wants. It ain't happenin'.

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sandy wrote:I feel like throwing up, Andy Maher on Before the Game tonight, saying I hope Melbourne beat those "Rotten Mongrels"! He really is a Carlton idiot.
Have a cry Andy.
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sandy wrote:I feel like throwing up, Andy Maher on Before the Game tonight, saying I hope Melbourne beat those "Rotten Mongrels"! He really is a Carlton idiot.
How did that Andy Maher get a job? He's a dead set muppet! :evil:
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^ Tell me about it!

A few weeks ago, I attended BTG & as I sat there in the audience, some guy comes up to me & asks me to put on a RICH scarf.
It was the same day they beat the Scum.
I replied I'd rather stick knitting needles in my eyes than wear that shit!
Talk about rent-a-crowd...

They wanted the show to appear like RICH supporters were everywhere...

They can shove their shit up their clackers...
WE WERE ROBBED, RIGHT IN FRONT OF ME, RIGHT IN FRONT OF MEEE!

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sandy wrote:I feel like throwing up, Andy Maher on Before the Game tonight, saying I hope Melbourne beat those "Rotten Mongrels"! He really is a Carlton idiot.
VD Maher. A perianal haematoma lookalike.

The only Rotten is Ratten...
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Carlton 9th and Essendon losing means If we win on Monday we'll be top of the ladder!
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