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I can't spare the penny.
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Congratulations Carlton

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Finally playing in September!


Happy Fathers Day all :lol:
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Post by AN_Inkling »

A great end to the year for the Blues:

Yarran: hammy
Judd: hammy

Down a man before half time. On the way to another loss in September?
Well done boys!
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6mo rest for them, losers!
WE WERE ROBBED, RIGHT IN FRONT OF ME, RIGHT IN FRONT OF MEEE!

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Getting in early, bump. :lol:

TankingCarlsh-t will make for interesting reading. Highlights to come...
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... and, just as promised, for old times sake...
The walker milne show was the only good thing about this game
Seems fitting that it ended this way. All the things that have caused angst for Ratts and supporters appeared in two hours. Almost like a highlight-reel of ineptitude and bad luck.
Cue the Benny Hill music... :lol:
Bad luck? Missing goals inside 30 is bad luck?
St Kilda. Ecstatic with 9th.
Ha, wit! Love it!
Good luck to whoever coaches those bunch of softcocks next year
Simply soft no ticker no heart and no brains
Ratts count yourself lucky because this group will continue to disappoint
Just another uncontrolled game.

We have no idea how to play.

Thank !@#$%& Ratts is gone.....

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This time i almost downed a bottle of petit verdot alone......

Comfortably numb.

We have no idea.. and our good players cant come to the fore to lead.

StKilda very happy with themselves......
In ascending order of interest, from least to most interesting:

We played, and lost.

Milne was a turd, as usual.

Our new coach hates Milne as much as we do.

Kernahan called Ken Wood a Nazi during the President's speech.

Apparently Ratten told Coutts to go and get #$@%ed... something the club should do as well.

The new boys who came in did some pretty good things, good to see them finally in the navy blue.

The season that went absolutely off the rails during the Port Adelaide debacle is finally over, and we need to suffer 2012 no more.
The crowd and the players were waiting for Rats to come onto the ground to give him a send off. Rats decided to head to the rooms the back way which left the players and crowd what the flower was going on - actually, very much like his coaching career at Carlton.

How many games do we have to lose because we can't kick straight, FFS how long does this have to go for before somebody actually does anything. Flowering frustrating as hell
Ah, not as much poison, more like resignation.

But it's still funny as!!! :lol: :twisted:
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AND if MM goes there,(hed be nuts if he did ) he aint no messiah, takes more than a coach to fix these inbred losers with their rorting culture . Iim thinking Cloke wont go to these wannabees now, it takes a lot more than a change of coach at Scumland to make these wankers a serious threat and afford big name players when you are in very serious debt . ! Back to the drawing board you chokin band of pissant second rate assholes, have a long summer missing out on decent recruits and a decent coach. !
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Post by Clifton Hill-Billy »

Bwahahahahahahahahaha suck it losers.

PS I hope Mick spurns you and you end up with a fourth rate coach with no prior experience and you slide even further down the ladder next year, you cheating troglodytes!
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Clifton Hill-Billy wrote:Bwahahahahahahahahaha suck it losers.

PS I hope Mick spurns you and you end up with a fourth rate coach with no prior experience and you slide even further down the ladder next year, you cheating troglodytes!
If MM says no, they have stated they want a premiership coach, but Roos, Thompson and Matthews have already said no.

Who does that leave.........

Got it, it has to be DENNIS PAGAN:)
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thebaldfacts wrote:
Clifton Hill-Billy wrote:Bwahahahahahahahahaha suck it losers.

PS I hope Mick spurns you and you end up with a fourth rate coach with no prior experience and you slide even further down the ladder next year, you cheating troglodytes!
If MM says no, they have stated they want a premiership coach, but Roos, Thompson and Matthews have already said no.

Who does that leave.........

Got it, it has to be DENNIS PAGAN:)
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nar no way why would they go for chocco ImageImageImage
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Have a neat Summer, you filthy rotten scum bags.

Up yours Judd!
WE WERE ROBBED, RIGHT IN FRONT OF ME, RIGHT IN FRONT OF MEEE!

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I will take that under advisement.
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thebaldfacts wrote:If MM says no, they have stated they want a premiership coach, but Roos, Thompson and Matthews have already said no.

Who does that leave.........

Got it, it has to be DENNIS PAGAN:)
They don't seem to know the meaning of no, they are still persisting with Roos. :lol:

They should take Wallace, he already has the same five year plan. 8)
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