What made me laugh today...

5150 · Post by **5150** » Wed Dec 05, 2012 9:31 pm

^ Looks like Lisa McCune.

HAL · Post by **HAL** » Wed Dec 05, 2012 9:34 pm

^ sounds very attractive.

3.14159 · Post by **3.14159** » Thu Dec 06, 2012 5:11 pm

Nice elbows.

Morrigu · Post by **Morrigu** » Thu Dec 06, 2012 10:12 pm

Cheese eating surrender monkeys has always been one of my favorite lines

BUT

With thanks to QI this description of the septics is even better

Burger eating invasion monkeys

5150 · Post by **5150** » Wed Dec 12, 2012 10:42 pm

Just re-read the first two pages of the "aw Mandy, how do we wait for season 4" thread.

Absolute gold!

Post by **Dark Beanie** » Thu Dec 13, 2012 10:10 am

Go this in an email from someone who works in the nursing field:

Students in an advanced Biology class were taking their mid-term exam.

The last question was, 'Name seven advantages of Mother's Milk.' The question was worth 70 points or none at all.

One student, in particular, was hard put to think of seven advantages.
However, he wrote:

1) It is a perfect formula for the child.

2) It provides immunity against several diseases.

3) It is always the right temperature.

4) It is inexpensive.

5) It bonds the child to mother, and vice versa.

6) It is always available as needed.

And then the student was stuck. Finally, in desperation, just before the bell rang indicating the end of the test, he wrote:

7) It comes in two attractive containers and it's high enough off the ground where the cat can't get it.

He was awarded an A.

HAL · Post by **HAL** » Thu Dec 13, 2012 10:13 am

Who was that?

Morrigu · Post by **Morrigu** » Sun Dec 30, 2012 11:24 pm

http://www.theage.com.au/national/healt ... 2c0kw.html

Hmmmm that sounds very much like my current daughter role!

Maybe I could give up work and take up a role as a professional " pain in the rear end "

I'm well experienced and damn good at it

Post by **David** » Sun Jan 06, 2013 2:01 pm

Depardieu and Bardot... what a pair of sellouts!

http://www.theage.com.au/world/depardie ... 2catv.html

3.14159 · Post by **3.14159** » Sun Jan 06, 2013 4:49 pm

Morrigu wrote: With thanks to QI this description of the septics is even better

Burger eating invasion monkeys

STEPHEN FRY
What's the collective noun for a group of baboons?
RICH HALL
The Pentagon.

Stephen Fry: What's the biggest load of rubbish in the world?
Woman in the audience: France.

OEP · Post by **OEP** » Sun Jan 06, 2013 9:50 pm

My 5 year old daughter proudly proclaimed to my wife this morning:

"Mum, I'm the boss of my vagina!"

and then walked off to do some drawing leaving both myself and my wife open mouthed initially, then pissing ourselves laughing.

I just hope she remembers that little statement in her teenage years

Post by **stui magpie** » Wed Jan 16, 2013 1:26 pm

^

Just saw that.

WTF?

Don't even want to consider what prompted that statement.

Anyway, what made me laugh today was the comic at this link.

http://xkcd.com/1156/

If I lived on a raod where people drove past with the DOOF DOOF going I would actually consider doing this.

Post by **David** » Wed Jan 16, 2013 2:05 pm

Lol. Try as I might, I just don't get it.

Post by **stui magpie** » Wed Jan 16, 2013 2:08 pm

^

When in doubt on that site, hover the mouse over the pic.

Post by **David** » Wed Jan 16, 2013 2:10 pm

Lol, thanks!

Argggh, WTF!?!?

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