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stui magpie
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stui magpie
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Went to the Camberwell Sunday market this morning. Felt like a drive and one of the sausages for breakfast. Hot Debreciner with Sauerkraut and hot english mustard. Yum.
Anyway, roaming around I stopped at a junk stall. Old tools and crap. The old bloke manning the stall looked eastern european and he was chatting to an old Asian bloke.
Dunno what prompted it but all of a sudden, with one hand on the other blokes shoulder, the old Asian bloke launched into a perfect rendtition of "O Solo Mio" (that's probably not the name of the song but you get the drift)
People all around stopped to look, the old Asian bloke really let rip for a good couple of verses in a very good tenor, then finished to a spontaneous round of applause from onlookers including me.
Then as I turned to leave, still with his hand on the others shoulder he yells out "He my brudda from anudda mudda" and I just cracked up.
Anyway, roaming around I stopped at a junk stall. Old tools and crap. The old bloke manning the stall looked eastern european and he was chatting to an old Asian bloke.
Dunno what prompted it but all of a sudden, with one hand on the other blokes shoulder, the old Asian bloke launched into a perfect rendtition of "O Solo Mio" (that's probably not the name of the song but you get the drift)
People all around stopped to look, the old Asian bloke really let rip for a good couple of verses in a very good tenor, then finished to a spontaneous round of applause from onlookers including me.
Then as I turned to leave, still with his hand on the others shoulder he yells out "He my brudda from anudda mudda" and I just cracked up.
Every dead body on Mt Everest was once a highly motivated person, so maybe just calm the **** down.
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stui magpie
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The boy just 7 balled the daughters boy friend in pool. He did the walk of shame round the table with the pants round the ankles ( I told him he could leave the undies on) while the boy and his GF happily filmed it on their phones.
Straight to Facebook.
Poor bastard, video is being shared all over the world and comments are flying in.
I played the boy next game, had him still with 7 on the table, I had one left plus the black. I taught the bugger too well, only managed to beat him by one ball.
Straight to Facebook.
Poor bastard, video is being shared all over the world and comments are flying in.
I played the boy next game, had him still with 7 on the table, I had one left plus the black. I taught the bugger too well, only managed to beat him by one ball.
Every dead body on Mt Everest was once a highly motivated person, so maybe just calm the **** down.
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Hahaha!stui magpie wrote:The boy just 7 balled the daughters boy friend in pool. He did the walk of shame round the table with the pants round the ankles ( I told him he could leave the undies on) while the boy and his GF happily filmed it on their phones.
Straight to Facebook.
Poor bastard, video is being shared all over the world and comments are flying in.
I played the boy next game, had him still with 7 on the table, I had one left plus the black. I taught the bugger too well, only managed to beat him by one ball.
I had to read it about 5 times, but I finally got it!
You cant fix stupid, turns out you cant quarantine it either!
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stui magpie
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Dunno if this will work.Roar Power wrote:It took me a few goes before I realized I was inserting comas where there weren't any.
Any chance of a link Stui?
https://www.facebook.com/video/embed?vi ... 2311493873
And LOL at the comments, didn't realising I was typing in Bogan.
English translation is that my son was playing pool with my daughters boyfriend and beat him by potting the black while the BF had not potted a single ball for the game. ie, still had 7 balls on the table. ie, "7 balled"
As is tradition when you get 7 balled, you have to do a lap of the table with your pants around your ankles.
As you watch the video, note me sitting at the kitchen counter. Also note the bar, the VB Vending machine, the Collingwood bar fridge, the piano and the indoor clothesline which serves as an obstacle when playing pool. Fully functional rumpus room.
Every dead body on Mt Everest was once a highly motivated person, so maybe just calm the **** down.
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stui magpie
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Try this one.think positive wrote:Can't see the video due to privacy settings!
I thought maybe he had got poked in the nuts 7 times
https://www.facebook.com/video/embed?vi ... 0599897104
Every dead body on Mt Everest was once a highly motivated person, so maybe just calm the **** down.
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^^^ Privacy settings here too. oh well.
Send me a photo.
A bar, a bar fridge, a beer vending machine and a .... pool table?
traditionally the defeated player did the walk to show he'd been mopped up.
Send me a photo.
A bar, a bar fridge, a beer vending machine and a .... pool table?
traditionally the defeated player did the walk to show he'd been mopped up.
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