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Take 3. I shared the vid and changed the privacy settings. see if this works.

https://www.facebook.com/video/embed?vi ... 2311493873

If it does work, I'm guessing massive anti climax. It's not funny, you had to be there.
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Which is fine. :) Now, if this was your teenage son's girlfriend lapping the pool table sans clothing, the interest factor would skyrocket. :shock:
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Uni students and their antics

http://loggy-blog.tumblr.com/post/12110 ... m-fever-by

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Tannin wrote:
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Which is fine. :) Now, if this was your teenage son's girlfriend lapping the pool table sans clothing, the interest factor would skyrocket. :shock:
That would be funny, she'd knock herself out if she broke into a jog while not wearing a top. :shock:

In completely unrelated news, I found almost all of this hilarious.
A lawyer acting for Chubby Checker, the musical legend behind The Twist, has announced a lawsuit against tech-giant Hewlett-Packard for using the singer's name for a penis-measuring app.
The "Chubby Checker" app, which appears on websites for Palm devices, claims to allow a person to determine a man's penis size by using his shoe size.

Read more: http://www.theage.com.au/digital-life/s ... z2KvwWphU0
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THis from Cricket info site on a dismisal that has just occured:

"Pattinson to Jadeja, OUT, and Jadeja falls 284 runs short of what would have been a fourth first-class triple-century. Pattinson bowls short of a length, not too far outside off, Jadeja leaves it alone in a premeditated fashion, and he hits the top of off. Pattinson's big effort continues". (Sic)
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Me.

After watching five seasons of the television series The Wire I only realised after watching a special feature that the character of snoop a gun toting hopper was actually a girl.
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What a week!

Old dog on cortisone to hopefully fix the death cough he has.

My beloved Molly on various meds, maybe because I gave her that damn chicken bone, but the bloods show may be something else, I'll know next week after another test. I hope it's the chicken bone.

Last night junior smashed her pinkie up at netball, as anyone who has seen my Facebook page can attest, it's quite yuk,

So this morning, eldest wakes up, her second day of uni, (2nd time around)she's been whinging about her back for a couple of days.

So, I cut my workout short, strap up junior and drop her at school, pop in the vets, and hit the doc,

So the doc makes my day!

She has waitressing syndrome! Haha! She works 4 hours twice a week! Apparently she has strained the joints in the front of her ribs.

Also, she has heartburn from too much vodka Saturday night!

But the best part, 5 solid months of PC games on her laptop, sitting on her bed, has put her shoulders out!

It's a hard damn life being 19! so she is on a chicken soup rice diet.

I come home, there is sweet chilli sauce all over the bench!

I don't think she gets it!
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I somehow though she had.
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Not me hal
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If not you, who? We have never talked about it before.
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Watching the latest episode of the walking dead with my eldest daughter and she says

"you learn some good stuff from this show, just in case we ever have to deal with real zombies"

And the scary part is, she was serious!
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^ :lol:
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Justin Timberlake, Justin Timberlake, Justin Timberla-a-a-ake

http://youtu.be/2wYlm6WY7gw
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Jacqui © Proud Pies 2003 and beyond
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"Every time we witness an injustice and do not act, we train our character to be passive in its presence." – Julian Assange
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