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Didaksgoal wrote:And what's with the ironman glow from the carlton logo on the jumper, what rot!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
It's the inner shit shining through :!:
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Carlton.
One flag in 25 years and it was with a dodgy tainted salary cap.
They now hire a 60 year old coach.
They are going nowhere.
They are scum.
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that was one ugly jumper, they looked like they had bibs on
You cant fix stupid, turns out you cant quarantine it either!
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Whoever made that meme please fix the spelling mistake in it...

But yeah, Scum are shit!
WE WERE ROBBED, RIGHT IN FRONT OF ME, RIGHT IN FRONT OF MEEE!

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sixpoints wrote:Carlton.
One flag in 25 years and it was with a dodgy tainted salary cap.
They now hire a 60 year old coach.
They are going nowhere.
They are scum.
:P Bout sums it up for me. :!: :lol: :lol:
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think positive wrote:that was one ugly jumper, they looked like they had bibs on
They always have an ugly jumper :lol: :lol:

Annodam, the meme came from Facebook, but I did notice the spelling mistake but who cares the message of it was hilarious :lol: :lol:
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^ No worries mate, I thought it was one of us on here.
I'm anal about spelling...
WE WERE ROBBED, RIGHT IN FRONT OF ME, RIGHT IN FRONT OF MEEE!

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Bag Caro all you want, but she is a brilliant writer and will crucify the old man this year. Ad her article entitled The Stress Test in the age today, simply brilliant and accurate.
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UGLY jumper

UGLY players

UGLY supporters

UGLY club

Having said that I'd like to thank them for the pleasure they give me as they eat their own

- and who said they were good for nothing ????


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MagpieBat wrote:Well, it's been a long time between drinks, old friend (oh, how I've missed you)... but it's time to start laughing together again!
This is a capitulation. MM said he wanted to win it.

His gameplan looks like it is passe against an accurate kicking and hard running team.
Wonder how many have played themselves out of a round 1 spot, tonight?
If this is Mick's game plan, it's gunna be a long season. The emperor has no clothes.
50,000 just went up in smoke
Sakc Malthouse?

Bring back Ratts?

No game plan looks good when your being outplayed in the middle.
Are we Brown's bunnies?
Insipid is nowhere near a strong enough descriptor.
We will be 0-5 if they play like this.
Bye bye season after 5 weeks.
When will this club draft some real forwards
:lol: :lol: :lol:

More to come... :twisted:
:P :P KEEP up the excellent work, quoting the Scum sucker fans mate, it is truly a joy to behold, and read. !! LOL. I just hope, you will be quoting page after page of quotes from peeved Caaaaaaarlton fans, after a Rd 2 thrashing by the Woods. How sweet that would be, to read the moaning and wailing and the gnashing of teeth at the old man. Fingers crossed. :!: :lol:
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Piesnchess wrote:
MagpieBat wrote:Well, it's been a long time between drinks, old friend (oh, how I've missed you)... but it's time to start laughing together again!
This is a capitulation. MM said he wanted to win it.

His gameplan looks like it is passe against an accurate kicking and hard running team.
Wonder how many have played themselves out of a round 1 spot, tonight?
If this is Mick's game plan, it's gunna be a long season. The emperor has no clothes.
50,000 just went up in smoke
Sakc Malthouse?

Bring back Ratts?

No game plan looks good when your being outplayed in the middle.
Are we Brown's bunnies?
Insipid is nowhere near a strong enough descriptor.
We will be 0-5 if they play like this.
Bye bye season after 5 weeks.
When will this club draft some real forwards
:lol: :lol: :lol:

More to come... :twisted:
:P :P KEEP up the excellent work, quoting the Scum sucker fans mate, it is truly a joy to behold, and read. !! LOL. I just hope, you will be quoting page after page of quotes from peeved Caaaaaaarlton fans, after a Rd 2 thrashing by the Woods. How sweet that would be, to read the moaning and wailing and the gnashing of teeth at the old man. Fingers crossed. :!: :lol:
chessboy, should the unthinkable eventuate in round 2, do you promise to refrain from posting until at least round 5?
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sixpoints wrote:Carlton.
One flag in 25 years and it was with a dodgy tainted salary cap.
They now hire a 60 year old coach.
They are going nowhere.
They are scum.
People in glass house should not throw stones!

You do realise we deliberately lost games in 2005 to get Thomas and Pendelbury in the draft.

And as far as flags go, remember we used to say that the Pies had won one flag in 50 years before 2010. All I know is that I have vivid memories of losing four grand finals to the Scum. On current counting we have won one flag since 1991 (that's 22 years! :P ).

BTW since the Blooze last won a day flag in 1995, that means one flag in 18 years, not 25. In the past two decades we are all square except for one thing: We have lost more grand finals than them in that same period. :P
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John Wren wrote:
Piesnchess wrote:
MagpieBat wrote:Well, it's been a long time between drinks, old friend (oh, how I've missed you)... but it's time to start laughing together again!
:lol: :lol: :lol:

More to come... :twisted:
:P :P KEEP up the excellent work, quoting the Scum sucker fans mate, it is truly a joy to behold, and read. !! LOL. I just hope, you will be quoting page after page of quotes from peeved Caaaaaaarlton fans, after a Rd 2 thrashing by the Woods. How sweet that would be, to read the moaning and wailing and the gnashing of teeth at the old man. Fingers crossed. :!: :lol:
chessboy, should the unthinkable eventuate in round 2, do you promise to refrain from posting until at least round 5?
Ahhhh......JW, your glass half empty mindset coming to the fore ! Have faith my boy, the likelihood of Caaaaaarlton beating us three times stragiht, is as lilkey as Chris Pyne sitting in silence in Parliament for more than ten minutes. :P Having just watched movies like "Enemy at the gates" "Die hard 4" and the "Hurricane" all in a row, im more pumped than the proverbial hot tin roof cat. Bring it on, revenge is a dish served, very very COLD. :!: :!: :P
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jack_spain wrote:
sixpoints wrote:Carlton.
One flag in 25 years and it was with a dodgy tainted salary cap.
They now hire a 60 year old coach.
They are going nowhere.
They are scum.
People in glass house should not throw stones!

You do realise we deliberately lost games in 2005 to get Thomas and Pendelbury in the draft.

And as far as flags go, remember we used to say that the Pies had won one flag in 50 years before 2010. All I know is that I have vivid memories of losing four grand finals to the Scum. On current counting we have won one flag since 1991 (that's 22 years! :P ).

BTW since the Blooze last won a day flag in 1995, that means one flag in 18 years, not 25. In the past two decades we are all square except for one thing: We have lost more grand finals than them in that same period. :P
Nope, still 1 flag in 25 years. It's 0 flags in 17 years. :)
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jack_spain wrote:
sixpoints wrote:Carlton.
One flag in 25 years and it was with a dodgy tainted salary cap.
They now hire a 60 year old coach.
They are going nowhere.
They are scum.
People in glass house should not throw stones!

You do realise we deliberately lost games in 2005 to get Thomas and Pendelbury in the draft.

And as far as flags go, remember we used to say that the Pies had won one flag in 50 years before 2010. All I know is that I have vivid memories of losing four grand finals to the Scum. On current counting we have won one flag since 1991 (that's 22 years! :P ).

BTW since the Blooze last won a day flag in 1995, that means one flag in 18 years, not 25. In the past two decades we are all square except for one thing: We have lost more grand finals than them in that same period. :P
I assure you JS that I am numerate enough to calculate the years from 1988 to 2012. The answer is 25 as I previously stated.
Also I feel no need to be concerned about "glass houses". I am an unabashed, biased Collingwood supporter and this is a Collingwood site. I do not need to temper what I say in order to appease any sense of fairness in regard to Carlton.
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