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ANNODAM wrote:Poor Fitzroy, if only the Scum died instead of them.


I don't want the scum to die, I just want them to suffer endless mediocre efforts, more wooden spoons, absolute misery under the old fart, and for us to oneday smash em by twenty goals in a GF. Thatd do me nicely. :P :P 8)
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I heard this one on the radio yesterday: "What's the difference between Carlton and a square?"
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4 Points?
WE WERE ROBBED, RIGHT IN FRONT OF ME, RIGHT IN FRONT OF MEEE!

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Not sure if this has been posted before or not but.....

CUSTODY BATTLE

Federal Court Ruling from the Melbourne Age , Australia (AP) -
A seven year old boy was at the centre of a courtroom drama
yesterday when he challenged a court ruling over who should
have custody of him.

The boy has a history of being beaten by his parents and the
judge initially awarded custody to his aunt, in keeping with
the child custody law and regulations requiring that family
unity be maintained to the degree possible.

The boy surprised the court when he proclaimed that his aunt
beat him more than his parents and he adamantly refused to live
with her. When the judge suggested that he live with his
grandparents, the boy cried out that they also beat him.

After considering the remainder of the immediate family and
learning that domestic violence was apparently a way of life
among them, the judge took the unprecedented step of allowing
the boy to propose who should have custody of him.

After two recesses to check legal references and confer with
child welfare officials, the judge granted temporary custody to
the Carlton Football Club , whom the boy firmly believes are
not capable of beating anyone.
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Go Pies!
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ANNODAM wrote:4 Points?
Yep. 8)
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Post by Mr Dapper Travis Cloke »

So if Carlton had 2 wins, would they be an Octogon?
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Amusing, but what does "It seems it series linked all Carlton games" mean? I'm not even sure what it's supposed to mean. :|
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David wrote:Amusing, but what does "It seems it series linked all Carlton games" mean? I'm not even sure what it's supposed to mean. :|
With Foxtel iQ/Austar myStar boxes, you can get the device to automatically record each new episode of a TV series by using an option called "series link, rather than manually going through the electronic TV guide and programming the box to record each new episode manually.
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Post by Collingwood 4 eternity »

MM "Wins aren't everything"

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1990 Grand Final :
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^ He looks so happy.
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MagpieBat wrote:
David wrote:Amusing, but what does "It seems it series linked all Carlton games" mean? I'm not even sure what it's supposed to mean. :|
With Foxtel iQ/Austar myStar boxes, you can get the device to automatically record each new episode of a TV series by using an option called "series link, rather than manually going through the electronic TV guide and programming the box to record each new episode manually.
Ah, thanks for that. That's what I get for being a Luddite!
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Post by Mr Dapper Travis Cloke »

Lets all hope Melbourne beat GWS and move ahead of Carlton on the ladder this week.

Then we will really see Mick go red at his next press conference..

It is all about the process..

Yes it is Mick.

The process of winning!!
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Post by thebaldfacts »

Better still, a draw btw Mel and GWS then provided North win and the Blues lose, then guess who will be last on the ladder?
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