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Jack's comment about a Geelong Richmond Grand Final.

Almost lost my lunch from both ends it was soooo funny.
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If I knew someone who suffered from this I could really have some fun with a duck whistle.
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Well, if it walks like a duck, and talks like a duck.......
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Hey Kingswood, one of these wasn't you was it?

http://gawker.com/5994825/men-deemed-to ... e-to-women

As the person I pinched this link from said, what a great pick up line, "Hey, did you know I got deported for being too sexy?"
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Any home handymen out there?

Anyone who has ever lifted a hammer or any tool for that matter must view this thread. Hell, if you're a total dunce with tools, have a look at this to make your self feel superior.

http://www.bcsportbikes.com/forum/showt ... don-t-even.....

Photos on pages 1 3 and 5 and more later for the finished product. Also links to timelapse vids on youtube.

Short summary, this blokes landlord is building a shed on his property. OMFG carpentry skills are incredible and the photography is great with the comments. :mrgreen:
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Staff in my office were spitballing a few ideas for a new name for a food column in our publication.
They decided it was time to change from Dining Out.
Their suggestion? Eating Out.

Had to explain to them why that was not a good idea.
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[quote="Buckley Swan"]Staff in my office were spitballing a few ideas for a new name for a food column in our publication.
They decided it was time to change from Dining Out.
Their suggestion? Eating Out.

Had to explain to them why that was not a good idea.[/quoth


Huh???
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Flying home from Europe Tuesday morning and heard the following conversation:

Hostie: Can I offer you a drink of something?
Passenger: I'll have a white tea please
Hostie: Sorry, we only have black tea
Passenger: Can't you put some milk in it for me?
Hostie: Well, yes, I suppose I could.
Passenger: That would make it white tea wouldn't it?
Hostie: ... ... Sorry.

WTF :shock:
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Buckley Swan wrote:Staff in my office were spitballing a few ideas for a new name for a food column in our publication.
They decided it was time to change from Dining Out.
Their suggestion? Eating Out.

Had to explain to them why that was not a good idea.
I'd read it.
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stui magpie wrote:Any home handymen out there?

Anyone who has ever lifted a hammer or any tool for that matter must view this thread. Hell, if you're a total dunce with tools, have a look at this to make your self feel superior.

http://www.bcsportbikes.com/forum/showt ... don-t-even.....

Photos on pages 1 3 and 5 and more later for the finished product. Also links to timelapse vids on youtube.

Short summary, this blokes landlord is building a shed on his property. OMFG carpentry skills are incredible and the photography is great with the comments. :mrgreen:
Lol. Looks like my Ikea bed 'repair' job. :lol:
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nomadjack wrote:
Buckley Swan wrote:Staff in my office were spitballing a few ideas for a new name for a food column in our publication.
They decided it was time to change from Dining Out.
Their suggestion? Eating Out.

Had to explain to them why that was not a good idea.
I'd read it.
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think positive wrote:
nomadjack wrote:
Buckley Swan wrote:Staff in my office were spitballing a few ideas for a new name for a food column in our publication.
They decided it was time to change from Dining Out.
Their suggestion? Eating Out.

Had to explain to them why that was not a good idea.
I'd read it.
What am I missing here??
Ask your eldest daughter to explain it to you. :P
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Ok so we used the urban dictionary! ( I didnt know there was one, dictionary that is)

Hmm maybe not
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Post by watt price tully »

Local chinese owned fruit & vegetable shop had a sign up for lemon grass spelt phonetically (in one sense):

Lemon Glass!!
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watt price tully wrote:Local chinese owned fruit & vegetable shop had a sign up for lemon grass spelt phonetically (in one sense):

Lemon Glass!!
I think I've been there to, I only wanted some Basil but ended up with a nasty itch.
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