What made me laugh today...

3.14159 · Post by **3.14159** » Sun Apr 21, 2013 2:38 pm

This is my local.
Know to some of the local young men as the "Nastyitch".

OEP · Post by **OEP** » Tue Apr 23, 2013 9:03 pm

For parents everywhere.

The first a classic with re-written lyric (and oh so true):

http://laughingsquid.com/ode-to-sleep-d ... ia-choirs/

The second (adults only) is read by Noni Hazlehurst, but good god ain't it how we feel sometimes:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3xtcB457jqQ

watt price tully · Post by **watt price tully** » Thu Apr 25, 2013 10:23 pm

watt price tully · Post by **watt price tully** » Sat Apr 27, 2013 6:54 pm

A cartoon in the Age last week:

Scene: married older couple in bed:

Husband: reading the newspaper

Wife: reading a book

Husband asks wife:

"Honey, what's your opinion on same sex marriage?"

Wife's reply:

"Darling, we've been having the same sex for years and frankly I find it comforting!

Post by **David** » Sun Apr 28, 2013 12:56 am

think positive wrote:Ok so we used the urban dictionary! ( I didnt know there was one, dictionary that is)

Hmm maybe not

Lol. Those first two, er, 'definitions' are hilarious.

Post by **think positive** » Sun Apr 28, 2013 7:29 am

David wrote:
think positive wrote:Ok so we used the urban dictionary! ( I didnt know there was one, dictionary that is)

Hmm maybe not
Lol. Those first two, er, 'definitions' are hilarious.

Haha be a good fun read with a few drinks!!

5150 · Post by **5150** » Sun Apr 28, 2013 2:11 pm

Roar Power wrote:This is my local.
Know to some of the local young men as the "Nastyitch".

Im surprised no one has change the first "o" to an "a"

yeah, yeah I know its not called the Onal Hotel...

Post by **stui magpie** » Sun Apr 28, 2013 4:48 pm

RENT THIS SPACE wrote:This is my local.
Know to some of the local young men as the "Nastyitch".

So a variety of crabs are on offer, they just aren't on the menu?

3.14159 · Post by **3.14159** » Sun Apr 28, 2013 7:39 pm

I have some brilliant notions in places like the national.

Not many of them seemed quite so brilliant in the morning.

Is it on the menu at the Notional?

right down the bottom it says...

After 11p.m Free~ Seafood Sausage with every jug of Bundy of Coke*.

swoop42 · Post by **swoop42** » Sun Apr 28, 2013 8:03 pm

Went to kfc at 6:45 to get myself a 3 piece box for tea only to be told they had run out of original recipe.

Not just that they were in the process of having to cook more mind you and I would have to wait they had none left.

LOL this would be like maccas running out of hamburger patties.

Needless to say I haven't been this shocked since I couldn't get any tomato sauce at the footy for my pie.

Post by **think positive** » Sun Apr 28, 2013 9:42 pm

swoop42 wrote:Went to kfc at 6:45 to get myself a 3 piece box for tea only to be told they had run out of original recipe.

Not just that they were in the process of having to cook more mind you and I would have to wait they had none left.

LOL this would be like maccas running out of hamburger patties.

Needless to say I haven't been this shocked since I couldn't get any tomato sauce at the footy for my pie.

why were they open? what did they have?

swoop42 · Post by **swoop42** » Mon Apr 29, 2013 10:46 pm

^Everything else.

I went popcorn chicken.

Post by **Jezza** » Fri May 10, 2013 10:52 pm

Even though this is a few months old, I still can't stop laughing.

"I'm just waiting for a mate"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OxNrFQ_eNug

Post by **David** » Fri May 17, 2013 7:12 pm

This was pretty funny:

http://the-flack.com/2013/03/travis-clo ... -car-park/

Post by **Jezza** » Sat May 18, 2013 2:39 pm

David wrote:This was pretty funny:

http://the-flack.com/2013/03/travis-clo ... -car-park/

LOL that's priceless

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