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Jezza wrote:Carlton are now 0-3, and have the same winning rate as Melbourne. Come to think of it, it's possible that Melbourne will beat the Giants next week and the Blues will lose to the Eagles in Perth which means Melbourne will go above them. I pray to god it happens! :lol: :lol:
Or Melbourne lose and GWS go above Carlton.

It's a win/win.
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Nice work Wet Toast Weasels, great kicking for goal:

http://www.afl.com.au/match-centre/2013/4/wce-v-carl

The Eagles wasted their opportunities in front of goal. They had three more shots from three more inside 50s in the opening term but only led by three points at quarter time.

They kicked six more behinds in the second term to tally 14 at half-time, which equaled the most minor scores in a first half in the club's history.

CARLTON 2.5 7.10 10.15 12.17 (89)
WEST COAST 2.8 3.14 7.18 7.23 (65)

Gifted the scum a win. Nice one. Muppets.
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Post by Beast »

Tipped and backed the scum but still laughing at them :)
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Well, at least the weekend wasn't a TOTAL loss...

Thanks for the laughies, Carlton.

Back shortly...
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I'll be waiting...
WE WERE ROBBED, RIGHT IN FRONT OF ME, RIGHT IN FRONT OF MEEE!

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Post by sixpoints »

They never fail to deliver.
They lose, they cop injuries & Betts is sure to get cited.
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I laughed just seeing this thread bumped up
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Post by Redlight »

In another discussion I said that the fun had been taken out of this thread for me.

Nup. I was totally wrong.

I'm looking forward to this greatly. :)
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Post by Pa Marmo »

Makes it even better, I tipped the saints in our tipping comp, going to bed a happy man.
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shithouse
the day the 3 ruck experiment died...
Don't let the scoreboard fool ya
I don't want to hear injuries or 3 ruckmen as an excuse..clearly lacked appetite for the contest for 3 quarters.
They should be absolutely ashamed of that effort. !@#$%& hopeless. Coaching staff included.
Lost at the selection table
6 days isnt a short break
Yep Saints sit back and talk about us as bunnies yet again.
Warnock our best tap ruckman.

If Hampson isn't played predominantly ruck he can't stay in the team.
jack steven 39 disposals

19 contested

ugh
Blame McKay cross thread posting in 5,4,3 ...
Serious skills issues. Serious. Same to the Saints.
Juddy is on the decline.

Where is the famous MM hunger.

Yarran played unfit. Taken off last week with a hamstring and off this week early with the same problem.
Yeah, I agree, we can't draft for S***!
I know their Rolls Royce.

whose ours?

It's not our No 1 draft picks
Out coached early; predictable long bombs; lack of true forward

Funny, game turned around when 3 big men warnock, hampson and hendo started to win their position.

Waite- should feel responsible for letting team down. We win if he plays.
neither can kreuzer

there is no spot for him

warnock is superior in the ruck

waite, henderson superior as forwards

he isnt a midfielder

white , jamison should be the defenders
83 possies more

20 tackles more

How did we get within 2 goals.
Can anyone tell me ,,,really,,,,How shit are we ???

And once again,,we'll be the one's to play another team into form !!!!
Ok, allow me... you are really really REALLY SOFAROUTHERE IT IS NOT FUNNY SHIT!!! :lol:
Playing a team we struggle to beat at the worst ground in the afl. Lose yarran and ellard in the first qtr in a game where we played three rucks. Murphy and Jamieson clearly hampered.

I'm not that surprised we lost.

At least we learnt that Henderson is the best forward on our list. Such a tragedy Watson and McCarthy don't look like they are anywhere near it.
Yep. It was a crap effort overall.

Would have been rapted with the win, but am bitter to the core about our woeful effort for the first three quarters.

Having to listen to the Channel 7 flogs was just salt in the wounds.
Kruezer?
White?

Did they even play?
All too little too late....
Lost 16 of the past 18 to this mob..... FFS it's st Kilda...
Mental strength.

We don't have it.
He was only doing the job that Jarrad Waite was doing.
Waite is a flowering tool who should be kicked out of the club at seasons end.
Yes, but Sam Lane's coming up to address all the big issues...

(i'd rather watch the game again).
Oh, old friend, how I have missed you during these dark past few days.

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Thanks MagpieBat, great bed time reading.
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This thread has cheered me up greatly after Saturdays debacle :)
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Yes, and old friend has returned tonight to gladden my Pies heart, thanks Magpiebat, at least this makes up for a little of the weekend downer. As for the old man, STICK THAT UP YA JUMPER MADHOUSE, YOU TREACHEROUS LOW LIFE PRICK. SUFFER IN YA JOCKS, YOU OLD FART. !!

There, that felt real good.
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its pretty obvious we are not up to it

we have been ordinary this year. Won't make finals. Time to rebuild

should have traded Kreuzer to GWS

Will need to be smart with our recruiting
Mick has a lot ahead of him. I might start a new thread with that.
3 ruckmen just kills a team and i'm not talking just the forward line. They can't play the position, confuses the midfield going forward then get run off too easily once it hits the deck setting up a score for the opposition.
Warnock is a ruckman - Hampson is a statue.

I have a horse that is better below its knees than Hampson. Cut him loose now!!
Kruizer cup my ass, give me cotchin any day
Same old problem; when we become the hunted we dont cope. Thats why we cant string wins together.
Rule One: not fit don't play.

Rule Two: Never ever play 3 Ruckman. 2 is bad enough.
I have been a Carlton fan right thru the dark years or the 2000s, but this is the most ashamed I've ever been to support this club. That was piss weak. From the moment their was some push & shove before the first bounce I knew we were screwed. Mentally and physically weak & it's easy to blame some individuals, but the problem is throughout the whole squad. Then the truly tough players are so dumb as dog shit that it negates their positive qualities anyway. Absolutely gutted. I'll wake up tomorrow and start to believe that Malthouse is changing our culture and it will take time, but right now I see a soft team that crumbles under pressure, even if it's only pressure from spuds like the Saints had out there tonight.
My wife: what happened?
Me: dunno
My wife: who won?
Me: don't care
My wife: how much did they lose by?
Me:10 points. Should have been more...
My wife: what happened?
Me: dunno
My wife: who won?
Me: don't care
My wife: how much did they lose by?
Me:10 points. Should have been more...
Down to 11th with an unknown game next week now
Out Hampson and kruz

In anyone else
They wanted the ball more than we did; and we let them have it.

Is there ANYONE on the list who can hold a mark?
Below the Eagles and Crows again
McEvoy around the ground killed Kreuzer and Warnock and Hampson together

Seriously shit skills and inability to mark.

We are not a m
High marking team. Stop the bomb.

First time Ill say this but I think Kreuzer overrated .....Robbo Simmo overrated

White was slow surprisingly

l can't be nice to Lucas.....dumb like his mates.

Curnow tried his guts out but no polish.

Terrible game.

Out: Ellard Yarran Betts Jammo unavailable....better drop Hampson. Liability.
That was crap. I never write but what was Gartlett and Betts and the rest of the forward line doing. Talk about lack of foward pressure.
Shit effort for 3 quarters, no excuse for that.

Hampson & Lucas on ebay for whatever we can get or out the front on hard rubbish day.

Loved Jamo's effort with one arm, can we please give Watson a go in the backline and leave Hendo forward.

Note to Jarrad Waite, thanks for your part in tonights loss you irresponsible FOOL.
Not sure they'll even make the reserve price, mate... 50 cents! :lol:
Agreed kruz to gws for pick in teens
Surely that would have to signal a permanent return to VFL for hampson, he would be cert to be dropped for The chronically injured one next week
Puzzling team selection, why play all three rucks including one who has been very average and one just coming back from injury? Why play Yarran when he wasn't fit?

Injuries - never going to help having to activate the sub in the first quarter and then having your best defender basically unable to use his arms. Funny how someone was saying we'd been spared on the game day injury front this year so far.

Haven't seen a game in a while where basically the entire team played like shit.
And I'm flowering sick to death of Simpsons bullshiat kicking for goal
And Lucas 's sissy tackles
Mass cull.
Simmo & Hampson need to earn their spots.
Jamo will be sore.
Cachia out for carazzo

Out: yarran, Ellard, cachia, simmo, HAMPSON, jamo & ?
In: Buckley, Gibbs, Bell, Waite, carazzo, Watson & Casboult
Should be a few changes next week. I knew we'd lose tonight, pathetic to play 3 ruckmen who all can't take a contested mark. Why didn't Casbault play tonight? Why didn't Bell play tonight? Those two have been tearing it apart in the last few weeks and get no reward for effort, yet Hammer gets to play his 63rd ineffective game in a row
know it's not a trade thread, but Kruz for Majak?
PIG'S ARSE!!!! :roll: :lol:

And in response to that laughable proposition...
North would laugh at us
Says it all, really...

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Post by ANNODAM »

I'm telling 'ya this MM & Ed feud is all a pack of lies.

Go to the Scum & destroy from within, the perfect plan!
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