What made me laugh today...
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ronrat
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Jo. You are not going to go into a street full of middle aged and old men. There are 20 gogo bars and another 30 girlie bars of sort in the street. Well I don't think you are. Drunk or otherwise. There is chic, fashion, respectable and then there is what I saw. When you can get 2 cocktails for 3 dollars you go with the flow. I trust you don't steal bar mats or smuggle drugs either. You are a Fiji time sort of girl. Very different to to the bogans here. They are the women that Bali and Benidorm forgot.
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think positive
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Lmao!ronrat wrote:Jo. You are not going to go into a street full of middle aged and old men. There are 20 gogo bars and another 30 girlie bars of sort in the street. Well I don't think you are. Drunk or otherwise. There is chic, fashion, respectable and then there is what I saw. When you can get 2 cocktails for 3 dollars you go with the flow. I trust you don't steal bar mats or smuggle drugs either. You are a Fiji time sort of girl. Very different to to the bogans here. They are the women that Bali and Benidorm forgot.
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You cant fix stupid, turns out you cant quarantine it either!
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watt price tully
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stui magpie
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Talking to the daughter and her BF about some chick they refer to as "the cougar". early 30's, intelligent, passably attractive according to the photos they showed me.
When I said I could root that, the daughter threatened to leave home and her BF offered to pay for me to go to a brothel once a week, as long as I stayed away from her.
I may have to make contact with this chick.
When I said I could root that, the daughter threatened to leave home and her BF offered to pay for me to go to a brothel once a week, as long as I stayed away from her.
I may have to make contact with this chick.
Every dead body on Mt Everest was once a highly motivated person, so maybe just calm the **** down.
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stui magpie
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According to them she has clingy down to an art form and the daughter reckons she can cope with her for up to an hour at a time but if she suddenly became her "step mum" she'd have to kill herself. Or her,
Hey, I found it quite funny. I assured them I'm quite happily single, no intentions of getting married or in a serious relationship again, but feel free to lob the occasional skank in as you walk past the bedroom. Exercise and practice never hurt.
Hey, I found it quite funny. I assured them I'm quite happily single, no intentions of getting married or in a serious relationship again, but feel free to lob the occasional skank in as you walk past the bedroom. Exercise and practice never hurt.
Every dead body on Mt Everest was once a highly motivated person, so maybe just calm the **** down.
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hahaha, your so bad!!stui magpie wrote:According to them she has clingy down to an art form and the daughter reckons she can cope with her for up to an hour at a time but if she suddenly became her "step mum" she'd have to kill herself. Or her,
Hey, I found it quite funny. I assured them I'm quite happily single, no intentions of getting married or in a serious relationship again, but feel free to lob the occasional skank in as you walk past the bedroom. Exercise and practice never hurt.
You cant fix stupid, turns out you cant quarantine it either!
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stui magpie
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hey, everybody remember Charles Ramsay? The guy who broke into the house to rescue those kidnapped girls and then gave the best interview of all time afterwards?
Some people have waaaayyyyy to much time on their hands, but this is a remix of his interview, with a backing track turned into a song. It's actually catchy and damn good work. And it's available in itunes.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nZcRU0Op5P4
Dead Giveaway by Charles Ramsay.
And just for good measure, someone else has done a a rock cover version of the house remix.
But it's actually good.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GYQxiiHtkPY
Some people have waaaayyyyy to much time on their hands, but this is a remix of his interview, with a backing track turned into a song. It's actually catchy and damn good work. And it's available in itunes.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nZcRU0Op5P4
Dead Giveaway by Charles Ramsay.
And just for good measure, someone else has done a a rock cover version of the house remix.
But it's actually good.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GYQxiiHtkPY
Every dead body on Mt Everest was once a highly motivated person, so maybe just calm the **** down.
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Morrigu
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"We have a strong and credible broadband policy because the man who has devised it, the man who will implement it virtually invented the internet in this country," Mr Abbott said. "Thank you so much, Malcolm Turnbull."
The opposition leader's remark has been mocked online.
One Twitter user commented, "Turnbull practically invented the internet the same way Abbott practically invented misogyny."
http://news.ninemsn.com.au/national/201 ... g-internet
The opposition leader's remark has been mocked online.
One Twitter user commented, "Turnbull practically invented the internet the same way Abbott practically invented misogyny."
http://news.ninemsn.com.au/national/201 ... g-internet
“The greatness of a nation and its moral progress can be judged by the way its animals are treated.”
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watt price tully
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