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David wrote:You are both women after my own heart. :mrgreen:

I struggle to understand how anyone could find Brazilians sexy. Each to their own, I guess.
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Here's hoping the royal bub is a ginger.
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Watching Q & A tonight & there were all these questions about what will happen to unaccompanied minors with regard to the PNG policy announced by Rudd.

Some wag tweeted that all the unaccompanied miners can go work for Gina :D
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watt price tully wrote:Watching Q & A tonight & there were all these questions about what will happen to unaccompanied minors with regard to the PNG policy announced by Rudd.

Some wag tweeted that all the unaccompanied miners can go work for Gina :D
ha ha ha.
It's was tony abbott.. (this is his 457% visa solution).

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swoop42 wrote:Here's hoping the royal bub is a ginger.
I was more hoping a republican.
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me too, aussies give the poms a bad name
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David wrote:You are both women after my own heart. :mrgreen:

I struggle to understand how anyone could find Brazilians sexy. Each to their own, I guess.
David, sounds like you would have loved the 60's & 70's.

Me, I prefer everything hair free. I've got no hair on my body except my head (I'd shave that too but I've got a horrible looking skull cap!)

As Def Leppard said "skin on skin... let the love begin!"
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5150 wrote:
David wrote:You are both women after my own heart. :mrgreen:

I struggle to understand how anyone could find Brazilians sexy. Each to their own, I guess.
David, sounds like you would have loved the 60's & 70's.

Me, I prefer everything hair free. I've got no hair on my body except my head (I'd shave that too but I've got a horrible looking skull cap!)

As Def Leppard said "skin on skin... let the love begin!"
ok ill be brave, do you shave or wax?
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Yerrrch! Stubble and shaving rash. Who wants to make gentle love to ugly sandpaper?

And get your facts right: Dave wouldn't have loved "the '60s and '70s", Dave would have loved the entirety of human history, thousands and thousands of years. Body hair exists for a reason: it is there to trap the pheromones which are responsible for both bonding and arousal.

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think positive wrote:
5150 wrote:
David wrote:You are both women after my own heart. :mrgreen:

I struggle to understand how anyone could find Brazilians sexy. Each to their own, I guess.
David, sounds like you would have loved the 60's & 70's.

Me, I prefer everything hair free. I've got no hair on my body except my head (I'd shave that too but I've got a horrible looking skull cap!)

As Def Leppard said "skin on skin... let the love begin!"
ok ill be brave, do you shave or wax?
Laser hair removal.

6-8 sessions for most parts of the body and hair is gone forever.

Having my beard/face done has taken a lot longer (keeping the eyebrows and lashes... dont want to look too freaky!)

Never shaving again!

Hopefully I can change T'a'n'n'i'n's mind! :D
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There you go we agree on something. I really don't see what's appetizing about bare balls or ........

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(use conditioner!)
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:lol:

Probably steer clear of shampoo though. :shock:
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think positive wrote:There you go we agree on something. I really don't see what's appetizing about bare balls or ........

Hair is good camouflage!

(use conditioner!)
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Not quite on the topic of shaved gonads, but I thought this was funny.

What happens when an adult throws a hissy fit like a 4 year old child because hubby won't take her to the lake?

Well it ends in divorce but before that, we have this.

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/nationa ... -1.1406432
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