What made me laugh today...

[David]

That Kommer's an angry bastard. Only in his first season and he's already been reported on multiple occasions. I think I like him.

[What'sinaname]

Did anyone watch the footy last night?

At one point in the game Roughhead & Crommer were fighting with Crommer swinging everwhere & Roughhead having his hand on Crommers head on an outstretched arm -

It was like fighting your older bigger brother when you were a kid. Very funny to watch. Cracked both my wife (An Essendon Supporter & I up )

It was the funniest thing I've seen since the incident where Warnock was punching Leroy's arm and Leroy refused to let go.

As for Roughhead, imagine if we orchestrated a trade for Roughie when he was on the nose as Dawkland. And add Steve Johnson.....oh the humanity!!!

[ANNODAM]

I laughed at a couple of ESS flogs parking their car at Heatherdale Station last night.


They just kept looking at my forehead, maybe the L I shaped with my hand had something to do with it!


LOSERS!

[watt price tully]

Haven't seen Omid Djalili for a while. he's a very funny man. This sketch makes me laugh:


http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=pl ... lozepxIxo0

[5150]

That people who own Ford F series utes/pick ups always name their vehicle "EFFY"

[watt price tully]

Norman Gunston interviewing Sally Struthers in the1970's:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cW2kSkur ... detailpage

[think positive]

Grabbed a big box of DVDs, walked to the department to put them away, staff member says hi, then gasps and runs at me shouting "your box your box" reaches down and, um, saves the collapsing (DVD) box!

We look at each other, and she says" nothing like someone grabbing your box first thing in the morning"

Boom boom!

[watt price tully]

From The Age online today:

http://www.theage.com.au/victoria/murde ... 2rckl.html

[Pies4shaw]

I was going to post that one in the "The Law is an Ass" thread, wpt.

Seriously, who says the jury directions judges are obliged to give in murder trials are too complex?

[5150]

From The Age online today:

http://www.theage.com.au/victoria/murde ... 2rckl.html

[5150]

From The Age online today:

http://www.theage.com.au/victoria/murde ... 2rckl.html

[Tannin]

http://media.theage.com.au/national/sel ... 32889.html

Or same thing, longer version: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TVuoEiD8dMo


This twit is absobloodylutely awesome!

Whenever I stopped laughing for a moment, I kept waiting for him to say "It's .. er .. well .. er ... it's the vibe"!

[5150]

Gold - Abbott has a sense of humour. Who'd have thought?

Mr Abbott - who had identified it as one of the seats that cost him the prime ministership - was understood to be against Mr Diaz' preselection, but the candidate had the local numbers to secure the spot.

The Opposition Leader defended the "good young fella" on Tuesday, telling ABC radio he called Mr Diaz "to commiserate with him" after watching the interview.

"I gather he had done two good interviews and then he throws up in the third . . . I'm afraid it happens to all of us from time to time," Mr Abbott said

[Jezza]

http://media.theage.com.au/national/sel ... 32889.html

Or same thing, longer version: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TVuoEiD8dMo


This twit is absobloodylutely awesome!

Whenever I stopped laughing for a moment, I kept waiting for him to say "It's .. er .. well .. er ... it's the vibe"!

I was cringing when I was watching this I must admit. For someone who tends to support the Liberals more in their policies, I was actually embarassed by this guy.

I understand that he may be young, but this guy won't fill the voters of Greenway with any confidence whatsoever. Not a good look I must say.

[Tannin]

The voters of Greenway will be fine. They will have a reasonable amount of confidence in Michelle Rowland, who will represent them, and between them Chris Brentin (Green) and Anthony Belcastro (Katter) will pick up the disaffected Liberals who can't quite bring themselves to vote Labor.

If the Liberal campaign director is even slightly smart, he will have already hauled the hopeless Diaz over the carpet and told him to run dead for the rest of the campaign - i.e., say nothing, do nothing, appear nowhere without minders. They will just concede Greenway to Labor as a lost cause (which it now is) and make sure that the Diaz idiot can't lose them any more seats. Sometimes cutting your losses is the smart thing to do.

Diaz is the candidate because he is Daddy's boy, and Daddy brings in heaps of migrants and the Diaz family law practice signs them up as Liberal Party members. Come to Australia, we are migration lawyers we can get you in, and also sign you up as Liberal Party members in Greenway so that you can help us in return. In short, Greenway is a classic example of branch stacking, and a classic illustration of the sort of dills we get as parliamentarians when parties allow themselves to be stacked.

Keep your eye on the Katter candidate, Anthony Belcastro. He was a prominent Liberal Party member until the Diaz mob grabbed endorsement for the seat and promptly lost it to Labor. Belcastro planned to stand as an independent but has now signed on with Katter.