Things that make you go.......WTF?

swoop42 · Post by **swoop42** » Tue Aug 27, 2013 11:03 am

Miley Cyrus.

You see some women are perfectly capable of objectifying themselves and trading on there sex appeal for stardom.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_eeFb8skrV0

Post by **David** » Tue Aug 27, 2013 11:37 am

King Monkey · Post by **King Monkey** » Tue Aug 27, 2013 12:32 pm

swoop42 wrote:Miley Cyrus.

You see some women are perfectly capable of objectifying themselves and trading on there sex appeal for stardom.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_eeFb8skrV0

The likes of Melinda Tankard Reist must be having conniptions about the example Miley's setting for young girls!!

Tannin · Post by **Tannin** » Tue Aug 27, 2013 12:38 pm

Post by **David** » Tue Aug 27, 2013 12:43 pm

King Monkey wrote:
swoop42 wrote:Miley Cyrus.

You see some women are perfectly capable of objectifying themselves and trading on there sex appeal for stardom.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_eeFb8skrV0
The likes of Melinda Tankard Reist must be having conniptions about the example Miley's setting for young girls!!

Yes, I have to confess that makes it a little satisfying.

Tannin, MTR is a fiend from the seventh circle of hell. Be grateful you don't know.

Tannin · Post by **Tannin** » Tue Aug 27, 2013 1:07 pm

David wrote:Tannin, MTR is a fiend from the seventh circle of hell. Be grateful you don't know.

Ahhh. Thankyou. I thought I'd seen the face before.

Post by **stui magpie** » Tue Aug 27, 2013 2:03 pm

David wrote:
King Monkey wrote:
swoop42 wrote:Miley Cyrus.

You see some women are perfectly capable of objectifying themselves and trading on there sex appeal for stardom.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_eeFb8skrV0
The likes of Melinda Tankard Reist must be having conniptions about the example Miley's setting for young girls!!
Yes, I have to confess that makes it a little satisfying.

Tannin, MTR is a fiend from the seventh circle of hell. Be grateful you don't know.

I had to google her, had no idea who she was. For a fiend from the seventh circle of hell her photos present her as eminently tappable.

swoop42 · Post by **swoop42** » Wed Aug 28, 2013 12:17 am

King Monkey wrote:This is what you folk from Canberra resort to for sexual gratification David????

http://m.canberratimes.com.au/act-news/ ... 2s5w2.html

There is still a few questions that need answering.

1.Was it a cocktail fork?

2.How does one get to a point in life that they look around the room and think I'll stick that fork in my willy?

3.Didn't the thought cross his mind half way in that this might be a bad idea?

4.Will depression rates amongst your average bloke increase with the knowledge that no matter how hard they tried no way are they fitting a fork all the way inside there doodle.

5.Does he fit any other utensils inside his blood sausage and if so would he consider being a contestant on Australias got talent?

watt price tully · Post by **watt price tully** » Wed Aug 28, 2013 12:53 am

swoop42 wrote:
King Monkey wrote:This is what you folk from Canberra resort to for sexual gratification David????

http://m.canberratimes.com.au/act-news/ ... 2s5w2.html

There is still a few questions that need answering.

1.Was it a cocktail fork?

2.How does one get to a point in life that they look around the room and think I'll stick that fork in my willy?

3.Didn't the thought cross his mind half way in that this might be a bad idea?

4.Will depression rates amongst your average bloke increase with the knowledge that no matter how hard they tried no way are they fitting a fork all the way inside there doodle.

5.Does he fit any other utensils inside his blood sausage and if so would he consider being a contestant on Australias got talent?

How the fork do you get it out?

Post by **stui magpie** » Wed Aug 28, 2013 6:59 am

watt price tully wrote:
swoop42 wrote:
King Monkey wrote:This is what you folk from Canberra resort to for sexual gratification David????

http://m.canberratimes.com.au/act-news/ ... 2s5w2.html

There is still a few questions that need answering.

1.Was it a cocktail fork?

2.How does one get to a point in life that they look around the room and think I'll stick that fork in my willy?

3.Didn't the thought cross his mind half way in that this might be a bad idea?

4.Will depression rates amongst your average bloke increase with the knowledge that no matter how hard they tried no way are they fitting a fork all the way inside there doodle.

5.Does he fit any other utensils inside his blood sausage and if so would he consider being a contestant on Australias got talent?
How the fork do you get it out?

Bit of lube, a porn flic and a dart board across the room.

King Monkey · Post by **King Monkey** » Wed Aug 28, 2013 1:16 pm

watt price tully wrote:
swoop42 wrote:
King Monkey wrote:This is what you folk from Canberra resort to for sexual gratification David????

http://m.canberratimes.com.au/act-news/ ... 2s5w2.html

There is still a few questions that need answering.

1.Was it a cocktail fork?

2.How does one get to a point in life that they look around the room and think I'll stick that fork in my willy?

3.Didn't the thought cross his mind half way in that this might be a bad idea?

4.Will depression rates amongst your average bloke increase with the knowledge that no matter how hard they tried no way are they fitting a fork all the way inside there doodle.

5.Does he fit any other utensils inside his blood sausage and if so would he consider being a contestant on Australias got talent?
How the fork do you get it out?

The quote from the Doctor said, "with a copious amount of lubrication."

In answer to question # 3 Swoop - I got the impression from the article that this isn't the first time this fella has gone down that path!!

Just that it got stuck this time.

King Monkey · Post by **King Monkey** » Wed Aug 28, 2013 1:18 pm

stui magpie wrote:
David wrote:
King Monkey wrote: The likes of Melinda Tankard Reist must be having conniptions about the example Miley's setting for young girls!!
Yes, I have to confess that makes it a little satisfying.

Tannin, MTR is a fiend from the seventh circle of hell. Be grateful you don't know.
I had to google her, had no idea who she was. For a fiend from the seventh circle of hell her photos present her as eminently tappable.

Metric, UNC, UNF or BSW ????

5150 · Post by **5150** » Wed Aug 28, 2013 1:26 pm

stui magpie wrote:
watt price tully wrote:
swoop42 wrote: There is still a few questions that need answering.

1.Was it a cocktail fork?

2.How does one get to a point in life that they look around the room and think I'll stick that fork in my willy?

3.Didn't the thought cross his mind half way in that this might be a bad idea?

4.Will depression rates amongst your average bloke increase with the knowledge that no matter how hard they tried no way are they fitting a fork all the way inside there doodle.

5.Does he fit any other utensils inside his blood sausage and if so would he consider being a contestant on Australias got talent?
How the fork do you get it out?
Bit of lube, a porn flic and a dart board across the room.

Replace the dart board with Milne.
The old saying stick a fork in him, he's done is too good for the Tiprat.

I'd love to be able to say stick a fork from an old mans penis in him, he'd done

5150 · Post by **5150** » Wed Aug 28, 2013 1:26 pm

Whoops - double prong.. I mean post...

HAL · Post by **HAL** » Wed Aug 28, 2013 1:30 pm

I'm not sure if its possible.

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