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David wrote:
think positive wrote:Ah so that's why you always stick up for criminals, you are one!
Yep, I'm a real menace to society! 8)
It starts with trespassing and jaywalking soon you'll be fare evading and not returning library books..

HANG HIM!
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Don't forget going up the down escalator! :oops:

I'm starting to accumulate quite a rap sheet.
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David wrote:Don't forget going up the down escalator! :oops:

I'm starting to accumulate quite a rap sheet.
And breaking and entering, don't forget that. :P
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I also once parked in a clearway by mistake. :cry:
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David wrote:Don't forget going up the down escalator! :oops:

I'm starting to accumulate quite a rap sheet.
Let alone liking films that use too many hand held camera's :wink:

Lock him up I say.
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watt price tully wrote:
David wrote:Don't forget going up the down escalator! :oops:

I'm starting to accumulate quite a rap sheet.
Let alone liking films that use too many hand held camera's :wink:

Lock him up I say.
nah, make him watch all the series of 2 1/2 men, then every movie Stallone, Arnie, Steven Segal and Chuck Norris ever made :P
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Hahahahahaha love it! He would beg for the electric chair!
You cant fix stupid, turns out you cant quarantine it either!
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think positive wrote:Hahahahahaha love it! He would beg for the electric chair!
I'd join him :)
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I'll pull the switch!!

Go ahead, make my day!
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think positive wrote:Hahahahahaha love it! He would beg for the electric chair!
Lol. Life would not be worth living.

Added bonus: only Two and a Half Men episodes with Ashton Kutcher. Actually, on second thoughts, I don't think the Geneva Convention would permit such a thing.
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David wrote:
think positive wrote:Hahahahahaha love it! He would beg for the electric chair!
Lol. Life would not be worth living.

Added bonus: only Two and a Half Men episodes with Ashton Kutcher. Actually, on second thoughts, I don't think the Geneva Convention would permit such a thing.
I'll agree with that, it just ain't the same!
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classy obituary

http://www.legacy.com/obituaries/savann ... bLoggedOut
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I have a new hero...

Move over Dale Thomas, unless you can get it on with Big Tittie Wanda you got no place in this mans heart.
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This made me laugh, a supposedly brutal SMS take down by a chick, to a bloke who broke up with her by SMS. Tickets on yourself much sweetheart? IMHO the bloke would have been punching the air after receiving that text for having dodged a serious bullet. She's got bunny boiler written all over her.

http://www.news.com.au/technology/this- ... 6727566198
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