Things that make you go.......WTF?

Tannin · Post by **Tannin** » Mon Sep 30, 2013 2:21 pm

Pretty much the same as your typical footy wife/trophy then. Perfect in every physical way and fairly brainless under all that makeup. Hmmm ... but on the other hand, this one will never go to K-Mart in ugg boots and trakkie daks no matter how many years you keep her for and what outer suburb you move to; she will never even look at Wayne Carey; and she certainly won't up and leave you, taking with her your house, boat, car and super account, though you might nearly be prepared to sacrifice those things if only she'd take the damn kids too.

3.14159 · Post by **3.14159** » Mon Sep 30, 2013 2:30 pm

On the down side she's only runs on a AAA battery.
I want a girl that can handle a double D.

5150 · Post by **5150** » Mon Sep 30, 2013 4:28 pm

Technosexuals?

I thought that what a DJ was that $^% up good music by dubbing house beats over it.

"Come on Eileen" was never meant to have "woot woot" sung between verses.

Post by **David** » Mon Sep 30, 2013 7:36 pm

Post by **think positive** » Tue Oct 01, 2013 8:31 am

WTF!
but you do have to wonder how driving in those clothes effects your vision!

http://www.skynews.com.au/offbeat/artic ... ?id=910923

A Saudi doctor has gone on-air to dismiss claims made by a well-known cleric who caused a stir when he said medical studies show driving affects a woman's ovaries.

In comments aired over the weekend by the privately owned Rotana channel, gynecologist Mohammed Baknah says scientific studies have not proven that driving has adverse effects on women's reproductive health.

He was addressing remarks by Sheik Saleh Saad el-Leheidan who said that women who drive suffer from having the pelvis forced upward.

His remarks were published on Saturday in an interview with the website el-Sabq.

Hard-line clerics have opposed a campaign scheduled for October 26 calling on women to drive in defiance of a ban in the ultraconservative kingdom.

Another cleric this month called on people to harass women who drive.

Post by **Jezza** » Wed Oct 02, 2013 11:19 pm

swoop42 · Post by **swoop42** » Thu Oct 03, 2013 12:03 am

Post by **stui magpie** » Fri Oct 04, 2013 6:23 pm

Deep fried Tarantulas.

http://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/food/t ... 6732939964

Post by **stui magpie** » Fri Oct 04, 2013 6:26 pm

And just for some more, a pommy surgeon has put a tooth in a blind man's eye and restored his sight.

http://www.news.com.au/technology/sci-t ... 6732637015

Seriously, a tooth?

3.14159 · Post by **3.14159** » Fri Oct 04, 2013 6:56 pm

It must have been an eye tooth.

Post by **think positive** » Fri Oct 04, 2013 7:24 pm

stui magpie wrote:Deep fried Tarantulas.

http://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/food/t ... 6732939964

OMG OMG OMG

Morrigu · Post by **Morrigu** » Fri Oct 04, 2013 11:15 pm

3.14159 wrote:It must have been an eye tooth.

Boom tish !

Morrigu · Post by **Morrigu** » Fri Oct 04, 2013 11:27 pm

think positive wrote:
stui magpie wrote:Deep fried Tarantulas.

http://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/food/t ... 6732939964

OMG OMG OMG

We saw heaps on the menu when in Cambodia recently - and I ruined a perfectly good shirt by losing concentrating watching the local folk at the next table eating them and so ended up with my amok fish on said shirt not in my mouth! Can't say we were inspired to partake.

Still better than fried rat which seemed somewhat popular in some areas of Vietnam

Post by **think positive** » Fri Oct 04, 2013 11:42 pm

That's it never going there

What if it woke up while you were taking a bite??

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