Things that make you go.......WTF?

Post by **think positive** » Sat Oct 05, 2013 11:28 pm

So 5 then!

5150 · Post by **5150** » Sat Oct 05, 2013 11:37 pm

think positive wrote:So 5 then!

If you want to round up... yes

I can only tell a woman once that I'm hung like a black man...

Post by **think positive** » Sat Oct 05, 2013 11:38 pm

Speaking of black men, why don't pornos have subtitles?

5150 · Post by **5150** » Sat Oct 05, 2013 11:42 pm

think positive wrote:Speaking of black men, why don't pornos have subtitles?

Black men can speak English..

swoop42 · Post by **swoop42** » Sat Oct 05, 2013 11:47 pm

Just discovered that daylight saving starts tomorrow.

Post by **David** » Sun Oct 06, 2013 12:13 am

5150 wrote:
think positive wrote:Speaking of black men, why don't pornos have subtitles?
Black men can speak English..

In fairness, that doesn't make Irish people any easier to understand.

3.14159 · Post by **3.14159** » Sun Oct 06, 2013 12:18 pm

Penso Positivo wrote: why don't pornos have subtitles?

Because it's difficult to speak with your mouth full.

Post by **stui magpie** » Tue Oct 08, 2013 1:28 pm

Following on from the sexual theme, what a way to go.

TALK about a happy ending.
This mouse-like marsupial, called an antechinus, humps itself to death. Over a period of two or three weeks, the antechinus has sex practically nonstop until its body disintegrates. You could say it dies of sexhaustion.

Once this boy gets his end away for the first time, he just keeps going until he drops dead, with anything he can latch onto. That could happen to Nick Pie Man if he ever breaks his drought.

http://www.news.com.au/technology/sci-t ... 6734692653

Tannin · Post by **Tannin** » Tue Oct 08, 2013 1:59 pm

Post by **think positive** » Wed Oct 09, 2013 7:09 am

Guess that's where the term root rat comes from

5150 · Post by **5150** » Wed Oct 09, 2013 9:58 pm

think positive wrote:Guess that's where the term root rat comes from

Cant argue with the logic.

HAL · Post by **HAL** » Wed Oct 09, 2013 10:01 pm

Are you still located in it?

Post by **Dark Beanie** » Mon Oct 21, 2013 9:22 pm

Conversation with partner tonight -

Me: Made the booking for the red headed chicks birthday party today
Him: Good when for?
Me: End of November
Him: Have you called the venue to make sure it is available?
Me: Didn't I just say I had made the booking for the party?
Him: Yes, but you didn't say you had rung the venue.

OMFG, I'm sure he has taken extra stupid pills today.

Post by **stui magpie** » Wed Oct 23, 2013 1:49 pm

Who says money doesn't grow on trees?

YOU won't believe it when you read this - scientists have found gold growing on gum trees near Wudinna on the Eyre Peninsula.

http://www.news.com.au/technology/busin ... 6744812235

Tannin · Post by **Tannin** » Thu Oct 24, 2013 9:19 pm

What is it with spammers and the letter "u"?

"Hi, it's Alonna here and I want to hook up with u for ..... "

"Saw ur profile and thought u were cute ..."

You know something? She could be the most awesome looking woman I have ever seen, and have a PhD, and have spare money she doesn't know what to do with, and the most wonderful personality of anyone I ever met and have a twin sister who'd really love to have a threesome with me but I don't fnuckling care! If she writes "u" are "ur" in her emails, she can sit on my doorstep all day and all night begging to come in till she bloody well starves to death.

Darling, I don't do u. Or ur. Sorry, but that's the way it is. There are a few unforgivable things up with which I simply will not put.

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