Things that make you go.......WTF?

Post by **David** » Thu Oct 24, 2013 9:47 pm

u mad bro?

HAL · Post by **HAL** » Thu Oct 24, 2013 9:48 pm

I'm glad you got a laugh out of it.

Post by **stui magpie** » Thu Oct 24, 2013 9:51 pm

Tannin wrote:What is it with spammers and the letter "u"?

"Hi, it's Alonna here and I want to hook up with u for ..... "

"Saw ur profile and thought u were cute ..."

You know something? She could be the most awesome looking woman I have ever seen, and have a PhD, and have spare money she doesn't know what to do with, and the most wonderful personality of anyone I ever met and have a twin sister who'd really love to have a threesome with me but I don't fnuckling care! If she writes "u" are "ur" in her emails, she can sit on my doorstep all day and all night begging to come in till she bloody well starves to death.

Darling, I don't do u. Or ur. Sorry, but that's the way it is. There are a few unforgivable things up with which I simply will not put.

Seriously?

Surely you'd just **** em both and then kick them to the curb?

Morrigu · Post by **Morrigu** » Thu Oct 24, 2013 10:19 pm

Dark Beanie wrote:Conversation with partner tonight -

Me: Made the booking for the red headed chicks birthday party today
Him: Good when for?
Me: End of November
Him: Have you called the venue to make sure it is available?
Me: Didn't I just say I had made the booking for the party?
Him: Yes, but you didn't say you had rung the venue.

OMFG, I'm sure he has taken extra stupid pills today.

Thank you that is the only thing that has made me laugh for quite some time

gotta love em don't ya - silly as wheels most of the time but handy when the grass is too long or the rubbish needs taking out and it's cold and wet

Post by **think positive** » Sun Oct 27, 2013 10:05 pm

Man Id love to seriously hurt this bitch!!

FBI ARRESTED A TEXAS MOTHER WHO PULLED HER 6 YR OLD SON BY HIS SCROTUM AND RIPPED THEM OFF. THEN SHE CLEANED THE BALLS WITH ALCOHOL AND SUPERGLUED IT TILL IT STOPPED BLEEDING, STUFFED HIS UNDERWEAR WITH PAPER TOWELS AND SENT HIM TO BED. A mother in San Antonio, Texas, is accused of ripping her 6-year-old son's scrotum and bruising his penis. Instead of seeking medical attention, she allegedly tried to mend his torn genitals with the adhesive power of superglue. The FBI charged Jennifer Marie Vargas on Wednesday with assault causing serious bodily injury after investigators said she grabbed the boy by his private parts and pulled with enough force to open a 4-centimeter laceration on his scrotum. KENS reports that Vargas mutilated her son on Sept. 27 and then cleaned the wound with alcohol before trying to seal the gaping hole with the glue. "She applied superglue to the (boy's) scrotum until the bleeding stopped, stuffed his underwear with paper towels, and then told him to go to bed," a criminal complaint affidavit said. "Vargas did not seek any type of medical treatment for the child." The assault occurred in the family's home at Joint Base San Antonio-Fort Sam Houston. Vargas' husband, who is enlisted in the Army, returned home to find his son crying in an upstairs bedroom. Vargas was arrested Wednesday, and is being held without bond. She faces 10 years in prison if convicted. The boy is recovering following surgery and remains in the custody of his father. According to the San Antonio Express-News, federal investigators are looking into whether any past abuse occurred. A Child Protective Services spokeswoman told the newspaper that the agency had not dealt with the family before.

5150 · Post by **5150** » Wed Nov 06, 2013 2:23 pm

Move over Miss Carolina, you have been trumped in the dumbness stakes!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ScgFIKXKFkc

Post by **think positive** » Sat Nov 09, 2013 6:42 am

5150 wrote:Move over Miss Carolina, you have been trumped in the dumbness stakes!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ScgFIKXKFkc

You can freeze strawberries, so you know, they are forever!

Omg, I couldn't get my eyes of her chest, she needs a way better bra

And an hour later I'm still watching judge Judy clips!!

Post by **think positive** » Mon Nov 11, 2013 6:53 am

Pretty amazing story, sad but amazing how they all got it together.

http://www.upworthy.com/wow-the-crazy-s ... lum?c=ufb1

Post by **think positive** » Mon Nov 11, 2013 6:45 pm

There must be a full moon.

Everyone is so damn antsy!

1061 · Post by **1061** » Mon Nov 11, 2013 6:50 pm

Everything I'd be warned about seems to be true.

Wokko · Post by **Wokko** » Mon Nov 11, 2013 7:14 pm

I don't know what's more disturbing, Fauxfax citing a Womens Day article as 'news' or Gina Rinehart having a secret lover.

http://www.theage.com.au/lifestyle/cele ... 2xaod.html

Tannin · Post by **Tannin** » Mon Nov 11, 2013 8:01 pm

Post by **think positive** » Mon Nov 11, 2013 10:54 pm

Post by **think positive** » Mon Nov 11, 2013 11:09 pm

If 7-11 is open 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, why are there locks on the doors?

HAL · Post by **HAL** » Mon Nov 11, 2013 11:10 pm

How do you assume this statement holds true for me?

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Things that make you go.......WTF?