What made me laugh today...

[David]

Sorry, I thought you were asking!

Yep, I enjoyed it. Great video.

Year 11 for me. Still my favourite novel.

[stui magpie]

White supremacist finds out he's part African on live TV.

http://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/real-l ... 6758081011

[HAL]

Oops. Too much data.

[Wokko]

White supremacist finds out he's part African on live TV.

http://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/real-l ... 6758081011

Too easy a target, I find it hard to believe that someone wouldn't know that a great grandparent was black. Sure it's possible, but I find it far more likely that the show has fiddled with the data to get their "gotcha" moment.

The biggest "lol" moment here is that someone who holds the views that he does would agree to go on a television chat show hosted by a black woman and not expect something like this. It could be a total lie and the audience and media would still go mental over it.

[swoop42]

White supremacist finds out he's part African on live TV.

http://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/real-l ... 6758081011

For his sake I hope it's his genitals.

[King Monkey]

^Dave Chappelle anyone??

[stui magpie]

White supremacist finds out he's part African on live TV.

http://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/real-l ... 6758081011

For his sake I hope it's his genitals.

You heard about the white boy who found a genie and wished to be hung like a black man?

5 guys wearing white sheets and carrying a rope suddenly appeared.

[David]

White supremacist finds out he's part African on live TV.

http://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/real-l ... 6758081011

Too easy a target, I find it hard to believe that someone wouldn't know that a great grandparent was black. Sure it's possible, but I find it far more likely that the show has fiddled with the data to get their "gotcha" moment.

The biggest "lol" moment here is that someone who holds the views that he does would agree to go on a television chat show hosted by a black woman and not expect something like this. It could be a total lie and the audience and media would still go mental over it.

Personally, I'm just sad that Trisha from Play School is now forging a career as the Jerry Springer of the UK. How did this happen?

[Wokko]

Personally, I'm just sad that Trisha from Play School is now forging a career as the Jerry Springer of the UK. How did this happen?

I wasn't sure if the show was more Oprah/Ellen or Ricky Lake/Jerry. Makes the guy even more stupid for going on it if it's the latter. As for Trisha, I guess people have to make money however they can sometimes, particularly in entertainment/television.

[Tannin]

You heard about the white boy who found a genie and wished to be hung like a black man?

5 guys wearing white sheets and carrying a rope suddenly appeared.

But why? After they had been and done their thing, he would certainly not have been hung, at least not by them. (He would, however, have been hanged.)

[Morrigu]

Tannin

[Wokko]

You heard about the white boy who found a genie and wished to be hung like a black man?

5 guys wearing white sheets and carrying a rope suddenly appeared.

But why? After they had been and done their thing, he would certainly not have been hung, at least not by them. (He would, however, have been hanged.)

[stui magpie]

You heard about the white boy who found a genie and wished to be hung like a black man?

5 guys wearing white sheets and carrying a rope suddenly appeared.

But why? After they had been and done their thing, he would certainly not have been hung, at least not by them. (He would, however, have been hanged.)

Hey, don't blame me, the genie is the one with the problem.

[stui magpie]

And David Thorne strikes again.

http://seriouslyforreal.com/funny/dear-neighbor-2/

[think positive]

Junior had her last exam today, to celebrate she's off to her first ever night club, half the year 12s will be there. She is so excited. I drop her at a friends who lives in werribee, not far from the local haunt. I get back home at 10.45pm. I plan to have a hot chocolate, and get a little sleep before going to pick her up.

11.20 my phone rings, hmm that was quick. Mum, I forgot my Id! Someone suggested I send a pic by phone, ok, that's easy. I go find her licence, take the pic, no probs, 20 min go by, nope they won't let her in! It's ok she says, just come and get me, I'll come home now.

How can I do that to her, her big night, after her last exam, she has worked so damn hard! So out the door I go at 12.06am. I get there at 12.21. And there they all are, lined up on the footpath, in the rain! Half a catholic girls school and a bunch of horny looking guys! And out of the queue comes my half naked, half drunk (it's cheaper to drink before you get there!) brand new 18 year old! Thanks mum, I really do appreciate it, Im really sorry.

Honey. Yes mum? I won't put it on Facebook! That look made it all worth while! Yes I'm evil!

And yes I'm a damn saint, it's now 12.54, I got to go back down the fricken highway in 2 hours!

Bt the good news is, YES she does still need me! Cheers - actually make that a double expresso please!