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FrankieGoesToCollingwood wrote: All I can say is, which poor Swan supporting grand kid gets a scarf this christmas? :shock:
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If Mandela had a vagina imagine what he could have achieved.

Worlds longest scarf.
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David wrote:Didn't you see the video, Jo? She knitted. With her vagina.
Ummm, no she didn't. She knitted with her hands and 2 knitting needles. Her vagina just held the ball of wool.
Tasteless it may be, but that takes skillz.
. No, it's just tasteless. Now if she was actually able to hold onto knitting needles with her labia and knit with them, THAT would take some skillz"
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stui magpie wrote:Ummm, no she didn't. She knitted with her hands and 2 knitting needles. Her vagina just held the ball of wool.
You're right. Still pretty cool, though!
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Imagine the uproar if I filmed myself knitting using my dick as a spool.

The positive would be I am able to hold enough wool to knit a jumper for Clive Palmer
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David wrote:
stui magpie wrote:Ummm, no she didn't. She knitted with her hands and 2 knitting needles. Her vagina just held the ball of wool.
You're right. Still pretty cool, though!
Cool?

God could you be anymore Fitzroy? :P :lol:

I find it hilarious that in recent times it seems if a woman gets her vajayjay out and attaches it (generally not literally) to doing something totally pointless it suddenly becomes high art.

What next a paint brush up the anus and you're the next Monet?

P.S-Come to think of it that has probably already been down.
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5150 wrote:Imagine the uproar if I filmed myself knitting using my dick as a spool.

The positive would be I am able to hold enough wool to knit a jumper for Clive Palmer
Is that what you call it?

I guess you at least incorporated the word palm.

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5150 wrote:Imagine the uproar if I filmed myself knitting using my dick as a spool.

The positive would be I am able to hold enough wool to knit a jumper for Clive Palmer
Clearly you're not familiar with Pricasso...

www.pricasso.com

I think the point is, ridiculous performance art is more fun with genitalia.
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I find the menstrual blood in the wool thing disgusting so I must be a neanderthal.
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^Tis the season.

Still using red wool to begin with would have been far easier.
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Now that's a double WTF with a yuk added.
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Fighting against the objectification of woman.
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David wrote:
5150 wrote:Imagine the uproar if I filmed myself knitting using my dick as a spool.

The positive would be I am able to hold enough wool to knit a jumper for Clive Palmer
Clearly you're not familiar with Pricasso...

www.pricasso.com

I think the point is, ridiculous performance art is more fun with genitalia.
I've seen that guy at sexpo. You need some length on the brush to avoid rubbing off the painting with your stomach, 5150 might have some issues there :P :wink:
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David wrote:
stui magpie wrote:Ummm, no she didn't. She knitted with her hands and 2 knitting needles. Her vagina just held the ball of wool.
You're right. Still pretty cool, though!
Yeah I saw the video, nothing cool about it, it's just disgusting. And no it's not art.
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