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think positive wrote:Did the amazing race Melbourne today

Have you ever tried to eat wheat bix dry? We had to eat two with no water.

Man that's hard to do!
I have! Not exactly my preference, but I can get them down easily enough.

On an unrelated note, I find it disturbingly easy to go through an entire pack of water crackers in one go...

RR, can't possibly be worse than what gets shown on commercial TV here!
Really? Even with no water to drink? We had to do it as fast as possible to go to the next stage. I took a big swig of water first before I started, but still!
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Yes, water would definitely help. But weet-bix are tiny! Vita brits are much bigger and denser (guess which ones I prefer). :)
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There are sum things a man doesn't need to know.
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That David likes them thick and dense?
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Lol. I ran out of milk and ate about 8 vita brits yesterday morning with nothing but hot water and sugar. I was thinking of you as I did it.
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David wrote:Lol. I ran out of milk and ate about 8 vita brits yesterday morning with nothing but hot water and sugar. I was thinking of you as I did it.


:lol: :lol: :lol: yuk!
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Upcoming next on channel 7 "The man with the biggest testicles".
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He's mad. He's bad. He's MaynHARD!
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^

Add that URL together with your signature and that's comedy gold.
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I'll place this one here, I think....

http://www.belfasttelegraph.co.uk/news/ ... 04814.html
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swoop42 wrote:http://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/health/wesley-warren-jr-famed-for-freak-45kg-scrotum-dies-after-long-battle-with-health-problems/story-fneuzlbd-1226855956179
There was a very graphic show on telly last night about his op, ugh, yuk
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swoop42 wrote:http://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/health/wesley-warren-jr-famed-for-freak-45kg-scrotum-dies-after-long-battle-with-health-problems/story-fneuzlbd-1226855956179
What a cruel God it is to allow this man to suffer.

Mind you it's not because he gave him scrotal elephantiasis it's that he didn't accompany it with elephantiasis of the cock.

It would take a blue whale to tea bag those gonads.
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swoop42 wrote:http://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/health/wesley-warren-jr-famed-for-freak-45kg-scrotum-dies-after-long-battle-with-health-problems/story-fneuzlbd-1226855956179
I suspect a cover up over his death.

I mean given the size of those balls he probably knocked one out and blew his head off.
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30 of the most WTF cakes ever.

http://funnie.st/380332/wtf-cakes-3/1/
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