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I got this in an email today...............

From the hubby - he said it made him think of me :D
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^

Nice :lol:

I've kust been giving IT support over facebook to a young bloke I know who's over in Dublin and just bought a second hand laptop that doesn't have the WIFI drivers. He sent a txt to the bloke he bought it off who sent one back telling him where to download the drivers.

I suggested he buy a prepaid USB dongle, he responded with "why would I spend money on a dongle when every place has free WIFI".

I responded with " how you gonna download the drivers you need to connect to WIFI if you can't connect to WIFI?"

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Never mind, we worked out how he could do it.

I thought young people were supposed to be good with IT? :?
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A lot may be, but I know I'm still borderline illiterate (well, perhaps slightly less so than that guy. Or not).
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You're letting your generation down David. :wink:

I had to laugh today. I was only working this morning, had to leave at lunch for an offsite meetings and then I'm on leave for a week and a half (yay :D ) so as I'm ready to leave, I go to quickly do the rounds and say Seeya to my direct reports.

As I said to a bloke at the meeting i eventually got to, I felt like dad trying to leave the preschooler at kinder. "Oh, are you leaving now? 1 quick question?" FMD happened 3 times in a row and then heading to grab my bag got grabbed by one of the staff having troubles with the footy tipping site. Took 45 seconds to figure out she'd forgot her password, then I had to bolt.

Got to the meeting late, but still laughing.

(bit unfair to compare my direct reports with preschoolers, they're all extremely capable and competent people, but it was just funny the last minute stuff)
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Zoomies.

They might work well but you'll look like a cock.
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Had to go to Google to find out what they were.

Hands free binos:

https://www.buyzoomies.com/

Mmmmm, bet I could freak a few people out if I wore those to the footy!
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/\whats the free gift?

This cracked me up!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=pl ... HNPmhBl-8I
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I thought these were pretty good too:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2GYBKAmCIyc

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hu9nhExp5KI

They have heaps of great sketches. :)
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Question:

What are Super Marios overalls made from

Answer - Say it out loud:

Denim, Denim, Denim.


I loled quite loud.

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Tikki Wendon going to gaol - :lol: :lol:

Can only hope the inspiration for her character suffers the same fate :wink:

Best show ever - just love it!!!
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Managed to come across this at the Rathdowne St/Elgin St traffic lights today. Gotta love the inner north:

http://www.asbareasyoudare.com/?page_id=848
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David wrote:Managed to come across this at the Rathdowne St/Elgin St traffic lights today. Gotta love the inner north:

http://www.asbareasyoudare.com/?page_id=848
The ride was supported by hundreds of seat sniffers I'm sure.
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Why do you have to do it?
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stui magpie wrote:
David wrote:Managed to come across this at the Rathdowne St/Elgin St traffic lights today. Gotta love the inner north:

http://www.asbareasyoudare.com/?page_id=848
The ride was supported by hundreds of seat sniffers I'm sure.
I never would have picked the WA Liberal Party to back this sort of event... :?
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