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Ha, Nice.

Here you are Tannin, little present for you. :wink:


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This one made me lol, I think I found our new flag.

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What does "this" refer to?
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Carlton losing to Melbourne!

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I was assessing this bloke at work the other day. Truckie, big man. 1970's mo. He was telling about a meting he'd had with management. He told me he was taking to the head honcho (the suit) and said "Don't piss on my leg & tell me it's raining mate" Still cracks me up now.
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watt price tully wrote:I was assessing this bloke at work the other day. Truckie, big man. 1970's mo. He was telling about a meting he'd had with management. He told me he was taking to the head honcho (the suit) and said "Don't piss on my leg & tell me it's raining mate" Still cracks me up now.
The usual version of that is "don't piss down my back and tell me it's raining"
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Image fail. There's a book by Judge Judy "Don't Pee on my leg and tell me it's raining".
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Wokko wrote:Image fail. There's a book by Judge Judy "Don't Pee on my leg and tell me it's raining".
Beat me too it, and I have the book!

Great book! Funny as!
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I looked up "hypersensitivity" in the dictionary the other day and found a picture of airport security.

It would have taken a government agency about 5 minutes to find out who this girl was and that she posed no threat. I'm pretty sure a stern phone call or police doorstop visit would have sufficed. But no, viva authoritarian overreaction and its News Corp cheerleaders. :roll:
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David wrote:I looked up "hypersensitivity" in the dictionary the other day and found a picture of airport security.

It would have taken a government agency about 5 minutes to find out who this girl was and that she posed no threat. I'm pretty sure a stern phone call or police doorstop visit would have sufficed. But no, viva authoritarian overreaction and its News Corp cheerleaders. :roll:
I thought you wanted more government David? :lol:

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David wrote:I looked up "hypersensitivity" in the dictionary the other day and found a picture of airport security.

It would have taken a government agency about 5 minutes to find out who this girl was and that she posed no threat. I'm pretty sure a stern phone call or police doorstop visit would have sufficed. But no, viva authoritarian overreaction and its News Corp cheerleaders. :roll:
Bloody oath they're hypersensitive and anyone with half a brain would know better than piss them off.

They have to assume every single one of these kinds of threats is legitimate until proven otherwise. If it had of been a real threat and they managed to close it off with swift action it wouldn't be considered an authoritarian over reaction.
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