Franklin involved in car accident

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think positive
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Classics from big footy:

COLA now stands for cost of lawyer allowance

the parked car was in his natural arc

It isn't surprising as we all know he can sometimes do the miracle parking attempts but sometimes when he has the easiest parking spot you could get he misses entirely and hits the other cars.

Reckless, medium impact, low contact. Does he still get the early plea discount?

Sydney running out of generic spiky blonde haired footballers to take the blame. Luke Parker, you're up.

This is why players need names on the back of their vehicles

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Swerved to hit a cat
You cant fix stupid, turns out you cant quarantine it either!
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'he pranged a jeep'
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Buddy is like a lot of people out on the road - crap drivers.
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Dark Beanie wrote:Buddy is like a lot of people out on the road - crap drivers.
:lol:
and he wasn't content in taking out only one car but managed to smash 4 of them, the dynamics are mind boggling. Maybe he was day dreaming thinking he was playing against the cats and and wanted to put in a decent bump! taking out as many as he could!
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They tested for alcohol but did they test him for illicit substances?
He's mad. He's bad. He's MaynHARD!
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apparently so, the little lollipop thing
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"The bags on the passenger seat? Just icing sugar and oregano sir.
I was planning on making a cake and a pizza when I got home, yeah I love to cook." :shock:
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think positive wrote:
Swerved to hit a cat
:lol:
understanding stuff, with endeavour to overstand..
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The Herald slum had 8 less pages than Heaters cock up.
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