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think positive wrote: And I got carded for posting drunk!
If you get a second card do they stall a breathalyser on your Iphone?
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Saying "Nick's is better-moderated than Big Footy" is like saying someone has a better human rights record than Hitler.

Having made that point, Nick's is in fact, better moderated than almost all of the many fora I have belonged to over the years; not the absolute best one, but clearly in the top 10% and that's high praise.

Oh, and having made that point, I might mention that the Other AFL forum schmozzle was a shocker.
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think positive wrote: And I got carded for posting drunk!
If you get a second card do they stall a breathalyser on your Iphone?

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Funny thing is I didn't post anything abusive or antagonising, I just said I was drunk. Gees I've said some antagonising things re the drugs saga sober, and they don't bat an eyelid! That's just stupid!
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At Big Footy, you can get carded for the most ridiculously trivial things, or even nothing at all. But also at Big footy, you can see people hurl the most ridiculous and disgusting abuse and get nothing at all. It's just random crap and the only predictable thing is that 100% of it is bullshit. Worst site ever. If you are posting there and not getting carder, you ain't doing it right.

Disclaimer: I am a Big Footy member and visit there regularly, at least once every single year, sometimes twice. I post there more often than the place deserves, sometimes as often as once or twice in three or four years. I suppose I'll get carded for saying that now.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UMvhEdVzXxo

Looks like the VPT has its own Wiggles

Swoop, Stui, Tannin & TP... Pick whichever skivvy fits.
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5150 wrote:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UMvhEdVzXxo

Looks like the VPT has its own Wiggles

Swoop, Stui, Tannin & TP... Pick whichever skivvy fits.
There hairy throats tend to tickle my member.

As for the lineup Stui is clearly the red skivvy as he's established himself as a topper elsewhere.

I'm the second from the bottom taking a dump to remind TP of mother England.
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swoop42 wrote:
5150 wrote:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UMvhEdVzXxo

Looks like the VPT has its own Wiggles

Swoop, Stui, Tannin & TP... Pick whichever skivvy fits.
There hairy throats tend to tickle my member.

As for the lineup Stui is clearly the red skivvy as he's established himself as a topper elsewhere.

I'm the second from the bottom taking a dump to remind TP of mother England.
Guess that leaves TP as the yellow, smiling now but ready to tell Swoop off for wiggling too close in that position, and Tannin in the purple, looking rather engorged and with his hands potentially on Swoop from behind. :?
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Hahahahahaha how did you find that!
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Tannin wrote:At Big Footy, you can get carded for the most ridiculously trivial things, or even nothing at all. But also at Big footy, you can see people hurl the most ridiculous and disgusting abuse and get nothing at all. It's just random crap and the only predictable thing is that 100% of it is bullshit. Worst site ever. If you are posting there and not getting carder, you ain't doing it right.

Disclaimer: I am a Big Footy member and visit there regularly, at least once every single year, sometimes twice. I post there more often than the place deserves, sometimes as often as once or twice in three or four years. I suppose I'll get carded for saying that now.
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3.14159 wrote:Nation Gold Silver Bronze Total
1 Australia -804 .672 .604 2080
2. England -611 .612 .613 1836

Australia says hello! :D

Xx
:wink:

England 58 57 55 170
Australia 45 42 46 133
Canada 32 16 34 82
Scotland 19 15 19 53
India 15 28 19 62
New Zealand 14 12 17 43
South Africa 13 10 17 40
Nigeria 11 11 14 36
Kenya 10 10 5 25
Jamaica 10 4 8 22
Singapore 8 4 4 16
Wales 4 11 20 35
Malaysia 4 7 6 17
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think positive wrote:
3.14159 wrote:Nation Gold Silver Bronze Total
1 Australia -804 .672 .604 2080
2. England -611 .612 .613 1836

Australia says hello! :D

Xx
:wink:

England 58 57 55 170
Australia 45 42 46 133
Canada 32 16 34 82
Scotland 19 15 19 53
India 15 28 19 62
New Zealand 14 12 17 43
South Africa 13 10 17 40
Nigeria 11 11 14 36
Kenya 10 10 5 25
Jamaica 10 4 8 22
Singapore 8 4 4 16
Wales 4 11 20 35
Malaysia 4 7 6 17
Out of interest what age did you move to Australia?
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at 18 months I went to live in Cyprus, back to England at 3 and out here at 7.

your sexy girl has her own app!

http://wwos.ninemsn.com.au/videos/?vide ... 085baf2f51

shes still a stunner

and shes still cute falling!!

http://wwos.ninemsn.com.au/videos/?vide ... 085baf2f51
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think positive wrote:
3.14159 wrote:Nation Gold Silver Bronze Total
1 Australia -804 .672 .604 2080
2. England -611 .612 .613 1836

Australia says hello! :D

Xx
:wink:

England 58 57 55 170
Australia 45 42 46 133
Canada 32 16 34 82
Scotland 19 15 19 53
India 15 28 19 62
New Zealand 14 12 17 43
South Africa 13 10 17 40
Nigeria 11 11 14 36
Kenya 10 10 5 25
Jamaica 10 4 8 22
Singapore 8 4 4 16
Wales 4 11 20 35
Malaysia 4 7 6 17
Touche! :D 8)
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think positive wrote:at 18 months I went to live in Cyprus, back to England at 3 and out here at 7.

your sexy girl has her own app!

http://wwos.ninemsn.com.au/videos/?vide ... 085baf2f51

shes still a stunner

and shes still cute falling!!

http://wwos.ninemsn.com.au/videos/?vide ... 085baf2f51
Yup, she's a stunner all right.
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