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^ Its Monday and I can't be arsed clicking the links -I'll probably be sorry I asked this - but who is it??
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Michelle Jenneke. Female hurdler, has a little pre race jiggly routine where she sort of bops up and down and jiggles with a massive smile on her bonce.

She came to notice a while back while still a junior because of the pre race routine.

The sort of perky, bouncy, happy little poppet that naturally more grumpy people want to stab on sight. :wink:
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think positive wrote:at 18 months I went to live in Cyprus, back to England at 3 and out here at 7.

your sexy girl has her own app!

http://wwos.ninemsn.com.au/videos/?vide ... 085baf2f51.

shes still a stunner

and shes still cute falling!!

http://wwos.ninemsn.com.au/videos/?vide ... 085baf2f51
Hate to break it to you TP but you're an Aussie. :P

Just to be sure though I'll have Stui rub Vegemite all over your body while you blow on David's didjeridu.
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swoop42 wrote:
think positive wrote:at 18 months I went to live in Cyprus, back to England at 3 and out here at 7.

your sexy girl has her own app!

http://wwos.ninemsn.com.au/videos/?vide ... 085baf2f51.

shes still a stunner

and shes still cute falling!!

http://wwos.ninemsn.com.au/videos/?vide ... 085baf2f51
Hate to break it to you TP but you're an Aussie. :P

Just to be sure though I'll have Stui rub Vegemite all over your body while you blow on David's didjeridu.
Hehehehehehehe! Well now that's not the reaction I was expecting!

Thanks for making me chuckle this early, cheers!

(I prefer marmite!)
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stui magpie wrote:Michelle Jenneke. Female hurdler, has a little pre race jiggly routine where she sort of bops up and down and jiggles with a massive smile on her bonce.

She came to notice a while back while still a junior because of the pre race routine.

The sort of perky, bouncy, happy little poppet that naturally more grumpy people want to stab on sight. :wink:
She's fantastic, an athlete who obviously appreciates her talent (I'm talking the athletic one!) and damn sexy to boot.
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stui magpie wrote:Michelle Jenneke. Female hurdler, has a little pre race jiggly routine where she sort of bops up and down and jiggles with a massive smile on her bonce.

The sort of perky, bouncy, happy little poppet that naturally more grumpy people want to stab on sight. :wink:

What he said^^^^ X a thousand!


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Arnold Swartznegger (<w-e) made me laugh today!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XAXxnvLmtdc
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3.14159 wrote:Arnold Swartznegger (<w-e) made me laugh today!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XAXxnvLmtdc
Hehehe can't said he doesn't have a sense of humour!

But he forgot the last line.....
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Ok, now even real monkeys are taking selfies. :shock: :lol:

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Cool photo Bro.

And the dude who's camera the monkey took the photo on is fighting a copyright battle over it, Wikimedia says that the monkey took the photo so it own the copyright not the bloke who owns the camera.

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

http://www.news.com.au/technology/onlin ... 7016020721
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Oh, dude who's camera the monkey took the photo on is.
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stui magpie wrote:Ok, now even real monkeys are taking selfies. :shock: :lol:

Image

Cool photo Bro.

And the dude who's camera the monkey took the photo on is fighting a copyright battle over it, Wikimedia says that the monkey took the photo so it own the copyright not the bloke who owns the camera.

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

http://www.news.com.au/technology/onlin ... 7016020721
Man he looks familiar............
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Good looking fellow.........
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I was online reading today's Daylesford Advocate and saw a photo essay of a new trend amongst country Bridesmaids.

I copied a few pix and then went back to find the link,
but it (and the written essay) have both disappeared...:cry:

Here's a "brief" synopsis... :wink:
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Cool unless u got a chunky bridesmaid
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lemme guess, the "trend" started after one went to the dunny and had a tucking issue and claimed deliberate?
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