What made me laugh today...

[3.14159]

Come up some time when your one holiday and you and me'll teach Tannin how open a decent bottle of Irish whisky and fix his spouting at the same time!!
(The spouting will be the easy bit).

But wait till I get the juke-box fixed and the pool table felted!

[stui magpie]

^

that's a plan.

[David]

Yes I can image.
I have a wood fired stove in my bedroom (you may remember it?) and err yes ummm, ...

It's top cold to sleep in my bedroom (it takes at least an hour to turn on the wood fired stove) .

...

I sleep where I don't have to stick my poker in bucket of red hot embers to get a little warmth happening...

The mattress I may or may not have mentioned finally came back from the cleaners.
My dog Doug Quixote has been sleeping on it for at least 3 years so if it appeared I was blaming you a 1,000 apologies!


You'll be happy to know the offending mattress has finally been taken awae and is about to be replaced with a pool table.

Lol, I never actually thought you were serious about that.

Does this mean we'll be sleeping on the pool table next time?

[stui magpie]

^

Does the term "2 man tent" ring any bells?

[3.14159]

Does this mean we'll be sleeping on the pool table next time?

No.
You'll be sleeping underneath it .
No offence but I won't want the new felt damaged.


...unless off course your prepared to bunk down with dog.
It's cold outside this time of year (I reckon all those bridesmaids are just not the sort of gal you were looking for.

hey ho!

[watt price tully]

Made me laugh but also could be under WTF & not so good (at all) for the person concerned.

I use a computer system that is designed for the emergency dep't as part of my daily work. It has all sorts of info. You can read what the triage nurse has written when a person presents & read a brief description of the reason the person is there.

For example it could say something like: "Right knee pain 8/10 for last 12 hours not relieved by rest or paracetamol. Febrile. Allergy to penicillin. Sent in by GP"

The other day this cracked me up ( in a black humoured way) & I do feel awfully sorry for the old man:

"Sent in by GP. Circular Saw, Lac's possible amputation of tips of 3 fingers. History: Diabetes, Hypertension, legally blind.."

[watt price tully]

http://www.abc.net.au/news/programs/clarkeanddawe/

[sixpoints]

This guy made me laugh.
http://youtu.be/k04p0hoTi-c

[stui magpie]

Saw this on Facebook.

As you may already know, it is a sin for a Muslim male to see any woman other than his wife naked and if he does, he must commit suicide.
So on September 14th, at 10:00 A.M. Eastern Time, all Aussie women are asked to walk out of their house completely naked to help weed out any neighborhood terrorists.

Circling your block for one hour is recommended for this anti-terrorist effort.
All patriotic men are to position themselves in lawn chairs in front of their houses to demonstrate their support for the women and to prove that they are not Muslim terrorist sympathizers.

Since Islam also does not approve of alcohol, a cold 6-pack at your side is further proof of your patriotism.

The Aussie government appreciates your efforts to root out terrorists and applauds your participation in this anti-terrorist activity.

P.S.
If you don't share this, you're a terrorist-sympathizing,

Pity it was a few days ago but i appreciate the sentiment.

[stui magpie]

It's like picking on stupid people, it's wrong but funny at the same time.

So first, create an ad that says you can now charge your iPhone by putting it in the microwave.

Second, sit back and watch the carnage on social media as gullible knucklepucks vent about destroyed phones.

http://www.heraldsun.com.au/technology/ ... 7066810582

[think positive]

Tonight's game made me think of all the times everyone says "footy isn't netball"!

Play the nasty team tonight, someone always gets hurt. And sure enough, their idiot centre, who is a stunning extremely athletic, but total moron of a woman, took 2 of our players out, before have a shove match with one of the 17 year olds on our team, culminating in her PUNCHING her in the face! The 17 year olds sister, who is 20, and was the 2013 Aussie boxing was also playing and was not impressed, nor was her trainer father! So then it was just about on for one and all!

Lucky they have CCTV cameras, hopefully the bitch finally gets banned, she damaged the tendons in the wrist of one of our player 3 weeks ago, shoving her over.

Hopefully the tribunal is like footy, you know, the sanitised game with body contact!

(And the guys and girls playing the mixed game on the next court just stopped and watched!)

Ah such is life!

[The Prototype]

Talking to Laura this afternoon we were talking about public transport, and came up with an idea she called me a genius and then after that she goes "You are definitely a breville " and I have no idea how to reply so I just go "I'm smart, and a kitchen appliance? cool."

Apparently it's her dads one liner he says to family lol.. Just made me laugh.

[swoop42]

Where does your daughter play netball?

It sounds like a night of entertainment and a man loves a good cat fight.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4wrL9z3Kvww

[HAL]

Everything I own is in it.

[think positive]

Where does your daughter play netball?

It sounds like a night of entertainment and a man loves a good cat fight.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4wrL9z3Kvww

haha, I thought of that episode as I was writing this!! yes it was bait!! really was funny! this is Dawn 9not my daughter the player who was hits sister) fighting while you've got you tube up! a couple of years ago, shes bigger now, I wouldn't take her on!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=maOuhETBWKc