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I'm trying to attach a photo I took on the iphone, but it says "file too big, must be less than 50kb"

How can I get it to fit??
(And what size is an iPhone photo generally??)
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King Monkey wrote: How can I get it to fit??
Have you tried lube?
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Have you tried resizing the image King Monkey?
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5150 wrote:
King Monkey wrote: How can I get it to fit??
Have you tried lube?
tears make great lube.

Eh, sorry, I have no idea how to use an iPhone. Now on a PC I could help.
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stui magpie wrote:
5150 wrote:
King Monkey wrote: How can I get it to fit??
Have you tried lube?
tears make great lube.
I was told blood was the best lube...

It wasn't though.... :shock:
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:lol:

I didn't know how to re-size it Jezza.
Ended up e-mailing to my work e-mail where it shrunk by itself and worked......


I obviously thought it was more humourous than anyone else did (was posted in one of the Nicks XXII threads, maybe round 23 - it was a picture of a Goat Simulator for PC that I saw at EB games when I was buying Lego Marvel Super Heroes for the little big fella.
A bloody Goat simulator!! For real!!!!
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Well at least it worked for you even if your method of shrinking the image was odd! :P

For future reference here's the website I use to resize images.

http://www.resizeyourimage.com/
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King Monkey wrote::lol:

I didn't know how to re-size it Jezza.
Ended up e-mailing to my work e-mail where it shrunk by itself and worked......


I obviously thought it was more humourous than anyone else did (was posted in one of the Nicks XXII threads, maybe round 23 - it was a picture of a Goat Simulator for PC that I saw at EB games when I was buying Lego Marvel Super Heroes for the little big fella.
A bloody Goat simulator!! For real!!!!
Actually saw a friend play that. Pretty hilarious. :lol:
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