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David wrote:Admittedly, a bit hard to carry a Myki in that attire.


And you know this how?
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My extensive specialist experience in the field of underwear. :)
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David wrote:Admittedly, a bit hard to carry a Myki in that attire.
which would be why at least one of them should have a handbag/manbag/satchel to carry the wallet/purse/phone and other items.
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David wrote:My extensive specialist experience in the field of underwear. :)
I think he should have been fined for his amish beard.
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1061 wrote:
David wrote:Admittedly, a bit hard to carry a Myki in that attire.


And you know this how?
All i can say is never borrow David's myki card....
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I think [quote]

All he or she can say is a lot of things.
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Mugwump wrote:
1061 wrote:
David wrote:Admittedly, a bit hard to carry a Myki in that attire.


And you know this how?
All i can say is never borrow David's myki card....
:lol:

Hey, I wear a two-piece swimsuit for a reason!
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My eldest daughter came home from her weekend at boyfriends yesterday, cooked a great dinner for us all, and when I went to say thanks she was cleaning out her sty. And I mean cleaning! Hmmm wonder what this is going to cost me!
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David wrote:
Mugwump wrote:
1061 wrote:

And you know this how?
All i can say is never borrow David's myki card....
:lol:

Hey, I wear a two-piece swimsuit for a reason!
Lola's? I'm just picturing you in the bikini pregnant pose of the movie stars!
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think positive wrote:My eldest daughter came home from her weekend at boyfriends yesterday, cooked a great dinner for us all, and when I went to say thanks she was cleaning out her sty. And I mean cleaning! Hmmm wonder what this is going to cost me!
Nothing.

She simply had a weekend of full on sex and is basking in the afterglow.

She'll be back to normal once her legs stop twitching.















Sorry but I couldn't resist providing a mother with that mental picture.

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Call me a bad mum but I just pissed myself laughing!

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and hey, it's cheaper than buying her stuff!!!
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think positive wrote:Call me a bad mum but I just pissed myself laughing!

Ps:
and hey, it's cheaper than buying her stuff!!!
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Maybe make up some vege shakes designed to put some extra lead in her boyfriends pencil, keep him keeping her like that. :P :wink: :lol:
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Your bad Stui!! :)
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Lab-grown penises ready for testing on men
Ummmm...... :shock:
PENISES grown in laboratories could soon be ready for human testing after "encouraging" studies on rabbits, in a breakthrough for men with congenital abnormalities or traumatic injuries.
http://www.heraldsun.com.au/lifestyle/r ... 7080894867

The possibilities are endless. :?
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shock [quote]PENISES grown in laboratories could be ready for human testing after "encouraging" studies on rabbits in a breakthrough for men with congenital abnormalities
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