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“I even went as far as becoming a Southern Baptist until I realised they didn’t keep ‘em under long enough” Kinky Friedman
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Off to footy tips comp night at pa marmos mums place, stepped out ready to go - dressed in my Collingwood onesie and a silver and black cowboy hat I picked up in Vegas! Oh the look on hubbies face!

Cheers!
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Every dead body on Mt Everest was once a highly motivated person, so maybe just calm the **** down.
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Dancing with the stars promo labeling David Rodan as an AFL superstar.

Um no, Franklin is a superstar, Rodan is just a former AFL player of modest quality.
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^ If Rodan's a superstar, what's a star? Laurence Angwin? :lol:
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David wrote:^ If Rodan's a superstar, what's a star? Laurence Angwin? :lol:
I'm thinking Karl Norman! :P :lol: :shock:
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Mad as Hell:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7QkfATk ... tube_gdata

Shaun Micallef & his writers are getting better all the time.
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text to junior "any parcels come?"

junior, "yeah the fitbit parts, your go walks, and, um, 1 I wish I didn't open"

me "huh"

junior "butt cream?? no, I don't want to know!"

http://aussiebuttcream.com/

dirty minds!!
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Elaine May & Mike Nichols. This is from the late 50's early 60's. They were an amazing comedic act:

I find this hysterically funny

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N5pXggZIr6I
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watt price tully wrote:Elaine May & Mike Nichols. This is from the late 50's early 60's. They were an amazing comedic act:

I find this hysterically funny

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N5pXggZIr6I
That was brilliant - I've never seen them before, but I can see where Woody Allen's comedic genes came from, now. Superb, thanks for posting.
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Clarke & Dawe (again)

http://iview.abc.net.au/programs/clarke ... 459V038S00
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A bit of visual LOLs. Worth the 1.08 watch even if not into this sort of thing usually.

http://m.foxsports.com.au/football/dund ... 7095176673
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King Monkey wrote:A bit of visual LOLs. Worth the 1.08 watch even if not into this sort of thing usually.

http://m.foxsports.com.au/football/dund ... 7095176673
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This is pretty funny:

http://youtu.be/XQLdhVpLBVE
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LOL, this picture.

https://fbcdn-sphotos-f-a.akamaihd.net/ ... 68fd0ccf48

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