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The other day, a girl wanted to know how her hubby would react if she left without telling him where she had gone. So she decided to write him a letter saying she is tired of him and didn't want to live with him anymore. After writing it, she put the letter on the table in the bedroom and hid under the bed.

When her hubby came back home, he saw the letter and read it. Then, he wrote his own message down and began to sing and dance while changing his clothes. He took out his phone, dialed someone, then said: "Hey babe, I'm just changing clothes then I will join you. As for the other fool, it has finally dawned on her that I was fooling around behind her back so she left me. See you soon, honey!" Then her hubby walked out of the room.

In tears, she got up from under the bed and decided to read what her hubby wrote on the letter. When she picked it up and read it, it said: "I could see your feet, you idiot. I am going out to buy bread."

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^

yeah, like that one. :lol: :lol:
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Tired and Emotional people posting makes me lol.
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Russel peters, why indians can't do business with Chinese.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k2W8aGgmn1A

Pass the punani please. :wink: :lol:
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Draft pick #38. Sydney Swans - Jack Hiscox
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5150 wrote:Draft pick #38. Sydney Swans - Jack Hiscox
OMG really??!!
You cant fix stupid, turns out you cant quarantine it either!
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think positive wrote:
5150 wrote:Draft pick #38. Sydney Swans - Jack Hiscox
OMG really??!!
Yeah, really.

That's a name we needed back when we had the Genitalia squad of Dick, Cox and Johnson with a side order of Sidebottom. :P
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stui magpie wrote:
think positive wrote:
5150 wrote:Draft pick #38. Sydney Swans - Jack Hiscox
OMG really??!!
Yeah, really.

That's a name we needed back when we had the Genitalia squad of Dick, Cox and Johnson with a side order of Sidebottom. :P
hahaha classic!
You cant fix stupid, turns out you cant quarantine it either!
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What is your credit card number?
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It'd just be 0s and 1s to you, HAL.
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Enough about me, let's talk about the Pies.
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“I even went as far as becoming a Southern Baptist until I realised they didn’t keep ‘em under long enough” Kinky Friedman
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Not really that much. Are we still talking about P[quote]

haha classic?
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HAL wrote:Not really that much. Are we still talking about P

haha classic?
It's laugh out loud funny. You should watch it again :P :wink:
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watt price tully wrote:Very funny:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c3IaKVmkXuk
That last scene is gold.

And people voted for this fool.

Wonders never cease.
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