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swoop42 wrote:
watt price tully wrote:Very funny:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c3IaKVmkXuk
That last scene is gold.

And people voted for this fool.

Wonders never cease.
That last scene is quite palpable. If I were advising the ALP I would be using this in campaigning. Don't have to say much at all - give him enough rope & he hangs himself.
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that whole thing is bloody brilliant!!
OMG the stuff he says! he really is a twit!
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In response to some dodgy pommie porn laws, we get a mass face sitting protest in front of the English parliament.
Sex and snorkels: the face-sitting protest was a porno pantomime
Hundreds of people have protested against new porn laws with a 'mass face-sitting' outside Westminster. Radhika Sanghani went to witnesses the carnage
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/women/sex/11 ... omime.html
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well there goes the "lay back and think of England" myth
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Lol, good on them. Those laws are ridiculous and completely out of step with modern thinking. A very, er, creative protest too! :shock:
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oooops

http://empirenews.net/bin-laden-shooter ... -neighbor/

There should be more of this.
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OMG! love it!

he made need to move though,
fricken thugs and automatics might come looking for him.

that is just a brillant article!
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It's a fake story.
He's mad. He's bad. He's MaynHARD!
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In Australia he'd be arrested and charged.
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May be a fake story and you may get arrested and charged in Australia but by Geebus if that happens to me I'll be attempting something damn similar

I thought it was hilarious.
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Lol, but were any parents genuinely outraged? I hope so, but it's hard to believe.
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Many mothers are outraged by this and I don't blame them.















It was a cheap dildo.

Put it back on the shelves.
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Made in China, like the clothes there, too fricken small
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Well you see, I slipped over in the shower.... and the can of shaving cream, well it....(you know the rest)

http://www.theage.com.au/world/the-thin ... 2fwxx.html
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