What made me laugh today...

Post by **think positive** » Thu Jan 01, 2015 11:13 am

sixpoints wrote:Well you see, I slipped over in the shower.... and the can of shaving cream, well it....(you know the rest)

http://www.theage.com.au/world/the-thin ... 2fwxx.html

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Post by **stui magpie** » Thu Jan 01, 2015 11:42 am

sixpoints wrote:Well you see, I slipped over in the shower.... and the can of shaving cream, well it....(you know the rest)

http://www.theage.com.au/world/the-thin ... 2fwxx.html

Put a bag of money in vagina to hide it from husband.

Ummmmmmm, No. Just no.

3.14159 · Post by **3.14159** » Thu Jan 01, 2015 1:24 pm

They were married awhile so she thought it was the last place he would look!

Post by **think positive** » Thu Jan 01, 2015 11:58 pm

Hehehehe I read them out to hubby, and he looked at me strange at that! Ha, plastic cards are easier to hide!

watt price tully · Post by **watt price tully** » Fri Jan 02, 2015 12:17 pm

Mugwump wrote:
watt price tully wrote:Elaine May & Mike Nichols. This is from the late 50's early 60's. They were an amazing comedic act:

I find this hysterically funny

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N5pXggZIr6I
That was brilliant - I've never seen them before, but I can see where Woody Allen's comedic genes came from, now. Superb, thanks for posting.

I started watching this again. It took me a while but I've only just realised that the Mike Nicolls here is the very same Mike Nicholls (film director) who died not too long ago. Some of his CV (from Wiki)

1966 Who's Afraid of Virginia Woolf?
1967 The Graduate
1968 Teach Me!
1970 Catch-22
1971 Carnal Knowledge
1973 The Day of the Dolphin
1975 The Fortune
1980 Gilda Live
1983 Silkwood
1986 Heartburn
1988 Biloxi Blues
Working Girl
1990 Postcards from the Edge
1991 Regarding Henry
1994 Wolf
1996 The Birdcage
1998 Primary Colours
2000 What Planet Are You From?
2001 Wit (TV)
2003 Angels in America (TV)
2004 Closer
2007 Charlie Wilson's War

He also was involved in Broadway & has a long list of credits.

Discography
Nichols and May- Improvisations to Music (1959) Mercury
Nichols and May- An Evening with Mike Nichols and Elaine May (1960) Mercury
Nichols and May- Mike Nichols & Elaine May Examine Doctors (1962) Mercury MG 20680/SR 60680
Nichols and May- In Retrospect (1982) Polygram, re-released as compact disc in 1996

The man liked marriage too. Married 4 times!!

I've been listening Elaine May's & his other "records" too. Funny stuff.

sixpoints · Post by **sixpoints** » Sat Jan 03, 2015 7:15 pm

Nothing beats a good fart joke.
http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=N1EBAn6Lpu8

Post by **think positive** » Sat Jan 03, 2015 8:10 pm

No ones farts beat my farts!

Post by **stui magpie** » Fri Jan 09, 2015 2:22 pm

Leaving TP's farts alone for a second

the new Australia Day Lamb commercial.

No, it's not starring Kekka although he does feature.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WpZhJcZD2H4

Simply Marvellous. And quite clever.

Post by **think positive** » Fri Jan 09, 2015 2:52 pm

everyones picking on my ass today - he don't look to well is he crook?

cute ad though, (I was waiting for the "you can skip this add in 3sec" thing! oops!)

1061 · Post by **1061** » Fri Jan 09, 2015 6:16 pm

stui magpie wrote:Leaving TP's farts alone for a second the new Australia Day Lamb commercial.

No, it's not starring Kekka although he does feature.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WpZhJcZD2H4

Simply Marvellous. And quite clever.

I can see the PC Mob(is calling them an aussie slang term like Mob pc?) ripping into this one.

Post by **stui magpie** » Fri Jan 09, 2015 6:18 pm

^

Oh yeah, but far kem. care factor.

Post by **stui magpie** » Sun Jan 11, 2015 6:49 pm

Would you care for a glass of bubbly? Methode Boganoise?

http://www.triplem.com.au/sydney/stuff/ ... odastream/

What'sinaname · Post by **What'sinaname** » Sun Jan 11, 2015 8:00 pm

stui magpie wrote:^

Oh yeah, but far kem. care factor.

Spo ton

laird · Post by **laird** » Sun Jan 18, 2015 10:42 am

stui magpie wrote:^

Oh yeah, but far kem. care factor.

Your signature

Post by **stui magpie** » Sun Jan 18, 2015 7:09 pm

Went to the Thomastown market this morning, had a wander round.

Bloke had an assortment of Oakley sunnies for sale and had a mirror set up so you can see how they look on you.

So I was looking at a few different ones. The bloke tells me "polarised". So I check and ask him if they're all polarised. "Yes. Polarised" (they weren't polarised and I'm betting they aren't real Oakleys)

So I put a pair on to see how they feel and he says "Mirror" pointing at the mirror on the table.

So I look into the mirror with the sunnies on, take them off and look at the bloke and say to him "Bad Mirror"

He looks confused, upset and sad all at the same time, trying to process this unexpected twist.

So I help him out.I point to the mirror again and repeat "bad Mirror", then point at my own face and say 'Still ugly"

Count of 2 and he got it. Expression on face went from WTF to a massive grin. I nearly laughed just watching.

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