Your barn doesn't have a mirror on the ceiling?Tannin wrote:Handsome young chap. Who is he?
What made me laugh today...
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LOL, don't ask hubby.think positive wrote:Me all dressed up in my new jacket "how do I look?"
Eldest "great very retro"
Me "so old fashioned?"
Her "no retro is fashionable"
I changed the top under the jacket
I tell the story to hubby
He says
"Retro means old, done up"
Shit I may as well stick to trackie dacks
Every dead body on Mt Everest was once a highly motivated person, so maybe just calm the **** down.
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From the girls who did the singing in the car skits (SketchShe) comes the latest must have item on the home shopping network.
LOL
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LbNrmoD_ph4
LOL
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LbNrmoD_ph4
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C'mon people, laugh a bit.
tonight took the dog for a walk, quite dark bit after 7pm, he got totally owned by a cat.
Came around a corner and this black and white cat was sitting there, saw him coming and didn't give a shit. I held him tight on the lead, he got close then lunged and the cat hissed and gave him a right cross to the nose.
He pulled back and looked, then went back again a bit more tentatively this time, cat gave him the left hook this time.
He pulled back, took a few steps in the other direction, looked back at the cat then up at me and I burst out laughing. I told him he was a massive wuss.
I used to have a dog that after that first right cross would have grabbed the cat and rendered it inanimate in 2 chomps. The big boy is a wuss.
tonight took the dog for a walk, quite dark bit after 7pm, he got totally owned by a cat.
Came around a corner and this black and white cat was sitting there, saw him coming and didn't give a shit. I held him tight on the lead, he got close then lunged and the cat hissed and gave him a right cross to the nose.
He pulled back and looked, then went back again a bit more tentatively this time, cat gave him the left hook this time.
He pulled back, took a few steps in the other direction, looked back at the cat then up at me and I burst out laughing. I told him he was a massive wuss.
I used to have a dog that after that first right cross would have grabbed the cat and rendered it inanimate in 2 chomps. The big boy is a wuss.
Every dead body on Mt Everest was once a highly motivated person, so maybe just calm the **** down.
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I'm with ya dog! I once got chased around our backyard by my sister vicious rabbit! And cats are horribly vicious !stui magpie wrote:C'mon people, laugh a bit.
tonight took the dog for a walk, quite dark bit after 7pm, he got totally owned by a cat.
Came around a corner and this black and white cat was sitting there, saw him coming and didn't give a shit. I held him tight on the lead, he got close then lunged and the cat hissed and gave him a right cross to the nose.
He pulled back and looked, then went back again a bit more tentatively this time, cat gave him the left hook this time.
He pulled back, took a few steps in the other direction, looked back at the cat then up at me and I burst out laughing. I told him he was a massive wuss.
I used to have a dog that after that first right cross would have grabbed the cat and rendered it inanimate in 2 chomps. The big boy is a wuss.
You cant fix stupid, turns out you cant quarantine it either!
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Walking round the local shopping plaza, just heading back to the car see a woman squatting down next to a pillar.
This is inside the shopping plaza, she seems to have her pants on, so WTF?
As I walk past i see there's a power point on the pillar, she's plugged her charger into it and is squatting down talking on her iPhone while it charges.
Apple crap.
This is inside the shopping plaza, she seems to have her pants on, so WTF?
As I walk past i see there's a power point on the pillar, she's plugged her charger into it and is squatting down talking on her iPhone while it charges.
Apple crap.
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Listening to MMM this morning they had one of the staff, Sarah from Thomastown doing the thommo report. Her dad and mum are divorced and Lebanese Dad married a Turkish 2nd wife and the resulting progeny are referred to as the Turbos.
But the funny part was, Dad has decided to take the brood to Bali, so Sarah's sister, the hairdresser, had to come over, kick everyone out of the house and spend 6 hours shaving down Dad so he could hang by the pool in Bali.
But the funny part was, Dad has decided to take the brood to Bali, so Sarah's sister, the hairdresser, had to come over, kick everyone out of the house and spend 6 hours shaving down Dad so he could hang by the pool in Bali.
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