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Not PC but we need Jokes back in page one.
Q: What comes after 69?
A: Mouthwash.
I asked my grandma if she had ever tried 69. She said, "No, but I have done 53 -- that's all the sailors I could screw in one night."
What do you get when you put 50 Politicians in a room with 50 lesbians?
One hundred people who don't do dick.
Q: What comes after 69?
A: Mouthwash.
I asked my grandma if she had ever tried 69. She said, "No, but I have done 53 -- that's all the sailors I could screw in one night."
What do you get when you put 50 Politicians in a room with 50 lesbians?
One hundred people who don't do dick.
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Why not? They've had a few zingers in their time.5150 wrote:Phew... I thought you were going to get all Charlie Hedbo on us for a moment there...
Besides, I've got a bomb shelter in the backyard with enough canned food for six months...
"Every time we witness an injustice and do not act, we train our character to be passive in its presence." – Julian Assange
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an asian guy walks into the ew york city currency exchange with 2000 yen and walks out with $72. next week he walks in with 2000 yen and gets $66. he asks the lady why he gets less money this week than last week. the lady says "fluctuations". the asian guy storms out, and just before slamming the
door, turns around and says: "fluc you amelicans too!"
door, turns around and says: "fluc you amelicans too!"
Purveyor of sanctimonious twaddle.
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Genuinely laughed out loud. Nothing like an unhurtful offensive joke.John Wren wrote:an asian guy walks into the ew york city currency exchange with 2000 yen and walks out with $72. next week he walks in with 2000 yen and gets $66. he asks the lady why he gets less money this week than last week. the lady says "fluctuations". the asian guy storms out, and just before slamming the
door, turns around and says: "fluc you amelicans too!"
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Yup, I laughed. Also like the bolded typo when matched to the avatar.Wokko wrote:Genuinely laughed out loud. Nothing like an unhurtful offensive joke.John Wren wrote:an asian guy walks into the ew york city currency exchange with 2000 yen and walks out with $72. next week he walks in with 2000 yen and gets $66. he asks the lady why he gets less money this week than last week. the lady says "fluctuations". the asian guy storms out, and just before slamming the
door, turns around and says: "fluc you amelicans too!"
Every dead body on Mt Everest was once a highly motivated person, so maybe just calm the **** down.
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