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Post by **stui magpie** » Wed Feb 25, 2015 5:36 pm

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Culprit · Post by **Culprit** » Mon Apr 27, 2015 1:12 pm

Not PC but we need Jokes back in page one.

Q: What comes after 69?
A: Mouthwash.

I asked my grandma if she had ever tried 69. She said, "No, but I have done 53 -- that's all the sailors I could screw in one night."

What do you get when you put 50 Politicians in a room with 50 lesbians?
One hundred people who don't do dick.

Post by **David** » Mon Apr 27, 2015 2:25 pm

Can we post cartoons in this thread?

5150 · Post by **5150** » Mon Apr 27, 2015 7:48 pm

Phew... I thought you were going to get all Charlie Hedbo on us for a moment there...

Wokko · Post by **Wokko** » Mon Apr 27, 2015 7:52 pm

5150 wrote:Phew... I thought you were going to get all Charlie Hedbo on us for a moment there...

Not in this country, he'd be done for racial vilification.

Post by **stui magpie** » Mon Apr 27, 2015 9:11 pm

Wokko wrote:
5150 wrote:Phew... I thought you were going to get all Charlie Hedbo on us for a moment there...
Not in this country, he'd be done for racial vilification.

Beats being shot.

Post by **David** » Tue Apr 28, 2015 12:59 am

5150 wrote:Phew... I thought you were going to get all Charlie Hedbo on us for a moment there...

Why not? They've had a few zingers in their time.

Besides, I've got a bomb shelter in the backyard with enough canned food for six months...

John Wren · Post by **John Wren** » Tue Apr 28, 2015 8:30 am

an asian guy walks into the ew york city currency exchange with 2000 yen and walks out with $72. next week he walks in with 2000 yen and gets $66. he asks the lady why he gets less money this week than last week. the lady says "fluctuations". the asian guy storms out, and just before slamming the
door, turns around and says: "fluc you amelicans too!"

Wokko · Post by **Wokko** » Tue Apr 28, 2015 10:04 am

John Wren wrote:an asian guy walks into the ew york city currency exchange with 2000 yen and walks out with $72. next week he walks in with 2000 yen and gets $66. he asks the lady why he gets less money this week than last week. the lady says "fluctuations". the asian guy storms out, and just before slamming the
door, turns around and says: "fluc you amelicans too!"

Genuinely laughed out loud. Nothing like an unhurtful offensive joke.

Culprit · Post by **Culprit** » Tue Apr 28, 2015 10:10 am

Did you hear Beams nickname now is Owen? O and 4

Post by **Jezza** » Tue Apr 28, 2015 1:55 pm

Culprit wrote:Did you hear Beams nickname now is Owen? O and 4

Nice one!

Post by **stui magpie** » Tue Apr 28, 2015 7:01 pm

Wokko wrote:
John Wren wrote:an asian guy walks into the ew york city currency exchange with 2000 yen and walks out with $72. next week he walks in with 2000 yen and gets $66. he asks the lady why he gets less money this week than last week. the lady says "fluctuations". the asian guy storms out, and just before slamming the
door, turns around and says: "fluc you amelicans too!"
Genuinely laughed out loud. Nothing like an unhurtful offensive joke.

Yup, I laughed. Also like the bolded typo when matched to the avatar.

5150 · Post by **5150** » Wed Apr 29, 2015 9:54 pm

Culprit · Post by **Culprit** » Sun May 03, 2015 1:24 am

Did you hear Beams has another new nickname? It's still Owen. 0 and 5

Post by **stui magpie** » Sun May 03, 2015 12:51 pm

What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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