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David was the blonde with the pony tail right?

Seriously who digitally records X grade indoor soccer?

Even more concerning who then uploads it to youtube?

Sickos that's who.

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Ha! We do have standards, you know. :lol:
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Did I not watch it long enough to see your goalkeeping, David? I thought I'd suffered enough!
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You should always show the government heath warning before a soccer video. Watching soccer rots your brain and damages your mental health.
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Tannin wrote:You should always show the government heath warning before a soccer video. Watching soccer rots your brain and damages your mental health.
Of course! Now we know Tannin's torture, as if not already obvious: Being strapped in a chair and forced to watch hand-held camera replays of South Melbourne Hellas' games circa 1978!*

*Being filmed on hand-held cameras, David would of course treasure them as an artistic monument!
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pietillidie wrote:Did I not watch it long enough to see your goalkeeping, David? I thought I'd suffered enough!
Lol! No, I wasn't playing goalie in that match. But if I do next week and someone films it, you'll all be the first to know. ;)
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Did I just read Gina "Australians are lazy for wanting serious careers rather than moving to remote dormitories to work in my mines" lost her court case? It's hard to contain the hysterics whilst fact checking just to make sure...

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pietillidie wrote:
Tannin wrote:You should always show the government heath warning before a soccer video. Watching soccer rots your brain and damages your mental health.
Of course! Now we know Tannin's torture, as if not already obvious: Being strapped in a chair and forced to watch hand-held camera replays of South Melbourne Hellas' games circa 1978!*

*Being filmed on hand-held cameras, David would of course treasure them as an artistic monument!
I've got yours: creating and uploading a program to each and every device you ever touch, that converts all words you type into text talk!! U kno u'd cum to luv it wen ur m8s str8 up lol. LMAO. PMSL. :)
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King Monkey wrote:
pietillidie wrote:
Tannin wrote:You should always show the government heath warning before a soccer video. Watching soccer rots your brain and damages your mental health.
Of course! Now we know Tannin's torture, as if not already obvious: Being strapped in a chair and forced to watch hand-held camera replays of South Melbourne Hellas' games circa 1978!*

*Being filmed on hand-held cameras, David would of course treasure them as an artistic monument!
I've got yours: creating and uploading a program to each and every device you ever touch, that converts all words you type into text talk!! U kno u'd cum to luv it wen ur m8s str8 up lol. LMAO. PMSL. :)
And limits it to 120 characters a pop with a 10 minute wait time between posts. :P
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Now that would be torture! For me, at least. :P

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stui magpie wrote:
King Monkey wrote:
pietillidie wrote: Of course! Now we know Tannin's torture, as if not already obvious: Being strapped in a chair and forced to watch hand-held camera replays of South Melbourne Hellas' games circa 1978!*

*Being filmed on hand-held cameras, David would of course treasure them as an artistic monument!
I've got yours: creating and uploading a program to each and every device you ever touch, that converts all words you type into text talk!! U kno u'd cum to luv it wen ur m8s str8 up lol. LMAO. PMSL. :)
And limits it to 120 characters a pop with a 10 minute wait time between posts. :P
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^Yes, that would indeed be torture...like sending quick email transactions and text messages all day. Err...hang on!
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The why do they boo me thread!
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Norf.
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