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John Wren wrote:his re-signing is firming every day. i am going to cancel the tea drinking session as it won't be required.
Heh! You're not getting out of it so easily JW. I've been dreaming of you and Lazza serving me for weeks now. BTW, do you serve the best Oolong tea with a touch of lemon?
So, for the uninitiated, what's so special about oolong tea? Is it an aphrodisiac?
There are different Sri Lankan teas for various needs, ailments and issues!
The ones I specialise in are for uplifting oneself, especially after a Collingwood loss! They are delicious relaxing teas (actual tea leaves, not tea bags with tea dust!) that are extremely soothing. JW absolutely loves his Sri Lankan teas.
Unfortunately, sometimes my tea pot leaks in the car and this annoys the driver Jackcass as it de-relaxes him to cleap up his car!!!!
Don't confuse your current path with your final destination. Just because it's dark and stormy now doesn't meant that you aren't headed for glorious sunshine!
Pete 70 wrote:Yeah but I am massively superstitious - and less there be any doubt I am in the "if Shazza signs and we get Treloar and Aish that is a massive wet dream" camp. So to dispel my superstitious tendencies can we say if the above comes to pass - we have tea anyway, somewhere aphrodisiac qualities or not?
yes, we should have a tea drinking session to salute the prodigal son's retention.
Pete 70 wrote:Yeah but I am massively superstitious - and less there be any doubt I am in the "if Shazza signs and we get Treloar and Aish that is a massive wet dream" camp. So to dispel my superstitious tendencies can we say if the above comes to pass - we have tea anyway, somewhere aphrodisiac qualities or not?
yes, we should have a tea drinking session to salute the prodigal son's retention.
Pete 70 wrote:Yeah but I am massively superstitious - and less there be any doubt I am in the "if Shazza signs and we get Treloar and Aish that is a massive wet dream" camp. So to dispel my superstitious tendencies can we say if the above comes to pass - we have tea anyway, somewhere aphrodisiac qualities or not?
yes, we should have a tea drinking session to salute the prodigal son's retention.
I'm guessing I won't be invited to this soiree?
Wew don't mind talking to posters who admit they were wrong... .
Don't confuse your current path with your final destination. Just because it's dark and stormy now doesn't meant that you aren't headed for glorious sunshine!
Pete 70 wrote:Yeah but I am massively superstitious - and less there be any doubt I am in the "if Shazza signs and we get Treloar and Aish that is a massive wet dream" camp. So to dispel my superstitious tendencies can we say if the above comes to pass - we have tea anyway, somewhere aphrodisiac qualities or not?
yes, we should have a tea drinking session to salute the prodigal son's retention.
I'm guessing I won't be invited to this soiree?
you will be more than welcome to join us. we will have a special, reserved brew for you.
Pete 70 wrote:Yeah but I am massively superstitious - and less there be any doubt I am in the "if Shazza signs and we get Treloar and Aish that is a massive wet dream" camp. So to dispel my superstitious tendencies can we say if the above comes to pass - we have tea anyway, somewhere aphrodisiac qualities or not?
yes, we should have a tea drinking session to salute the prodigal son's retention.
I wouldn't worry, RB - there's probably still a substantial back-order of that particular special brew for service to all the people who said Cloke was leaving before each of his last two contracts.
You may be on a list - but there is a very, very long queue.
Neil Appleby wrote:
Heh! You're not getting out of it so easily JW. I've been dreaming of you and Lazza serving me for weeks now. BTW, do you serve the best Oolong tea with a touch of lemon?
So, for the uninitiated, what's so special about oolong tea? Is it an aphrodisiac?
There are different Sri Lankan teas for various needs, ailments and issues!
The ones I specialise in are for uplifting oneself, especially after a Collingwood loss! They are delicious relaxing teas (actual tea leaves, not tea bags with tea dust!) that are extremely soothing. JW absolutely loves his Sri Lankan teas.
Unfortunately, sometimes my tea pot leaks in the car and this annoys the driver Jackcass as it de-relaxes him to cleap up his car!!!!
Thanks, Lazza. I will hunt some down. I googled it and there is a lot of hoo haa about the Chinese varieties. I will see if I can get some Sri Lankan though.
"The night is a very dark time for me" Chaz Michael Michaels
John Wren wrote:his re-signing is firming every day. i am going to cancel the tea drinking session as it won't be required.
Heh! You're not getting out of it so easily JW. I've been dreaming of you and Lazza serving me for weeks now. BTW, do you serve the best Oolong tea with a touch of lemon?
Why do you want to touch a lemon when you're serving oolong tea?
“I even went as far as becoming a Southern Baptist until I realised they didn’t keep ‘em under long enough” Kinky Friedman
John Wren wrote:his re-signing is firming every day. i am going to cancel the tea drinking session as it won't be required.
Heh! You're not getting out of it so easily JW. I've been dreaming of you and Lazza serving me for weeks now. BTW, do you serve the best Oolong tea with a touch of lemon?
Why do you want to touch a lemon when you're serving oolong tea?
lemons are a collingwood specialty. we be recruiting them for years now.
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