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cityslick1 wrote:good result, but it does make you wonder how much - if any - extra cash his manager squeezed out of us, which may have jeopardised plays for Aish / Freeman extension etc. Would be fascinating to know, along with seeing just much he'll develop with his injury history.

I'd like to think that his physique and fitness levels were at 75% - 80% this year, to aid & as a result of his recovery. & I can remember seeing him show signs of explosiveness in his junior days, which reminded me a of a mix of Lenny Hayes / Brendan Goddard.

If he can get back to his best & build his size, endurance and confidence over summer, he should be v handy.
I just hope we look back at this in a few years and think that what ever we gave him for this three year contract was a good investment and that it was well worth the effort and time in getting pen to paper.

Undoubtedly this guy has a large potential upside and now it is down to luck with injuries, fitness and nurturing development to help him realise his potential.

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watt price tully wrote:Scharenberg, Schmarenberg, who is Scharenberg?
you might know him as shrenbug.
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piedys wrote:
qldmagpie67 wrote:
piedys wrote: What about our lady-boy friends from the Cross to help with your trumpet blowing conundrum?
They do cheap, and they promise "always love us long time..." :shock:
Dyso we had a deal we wouldn't tell everyone about the cross and I would continue to pay your medical bills for that colonoscopy of sorts you had in the cross.
But actually that's not a bad idea might pop down and watch norff and the swans should be a good game.
See you at the bourbon and beef steak say around 1am ?
Be a sport and pay those bills for me, would you?
Their office rang earlier and said be are well over "30-days" now.
Is there actually any money left in the petit-ca$h tin?
If you can pick the lock again, I say we raid that bad-boy, and go nucking futs again in the wee small hours! :P

ps. i'll be stocking up on corks, just in case things go pear-shaped again...

Dyso
Dyso the cheques in the mail tell them. As for the petty cash we have used it all on advertising.
Advertising you ask
Well we need a new coach after our current one was involved in a love triangle with Bonny B and her helicopter pilot. Got a little messy to say the least.
But fear not my perverted friend I've robbed Scharenberg's ashtray which was full,with his new contract money.
He won't be needing it as he should be readying himself for his first preseason.
Corks at 5 paces I say and let the festivities begin
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John Wren wrote:
watt price tully wrote:Scharenberg, Schmarenberg, who is Scharenberg?
you might know him as shrenbug.
I am Scharenberg & so is my wife.
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It's been a couple of days now and as far as I can tell Scharenberg has refused to commit to Collingwood beyond 2018. If his manager drags this out for the next 3 years, this thread could well become the longest in Nicks history. :roll:
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RudeBoy wrote:It's been a couple of days now and as far as I can tell Scharenberg has refused to commit to Collingwood beyond 2018. If his manager drags this out for the next 3 years, this thread could well become the longest in Nicks history. :roll:
like i may have already pointed out, whose fault was it that he only signed for three? a bit non-committal if you ask me. :roll: :lol:
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No, I'm Scharenberg!
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watt price tully wrote:
John Wren wrote:
watt price tully wrote:Scharenberg, Schmarenberg, who is Scharenberg?
you might know him as shrenbug.
I am Scharenberg & so is my wife.
Great!

See you at the stoning!

It's a local lad by the name of Ellias Blair, tried to sneak through the synagogue money changers for half price on account of his stature.

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jackcass wrote:No, I'm Scharenberg!
You may well be but you do have a rather large nose . . . .
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droversdog65 wrote:
jackcass wrote:No, I'm Scharenberg!
You may well be but you do have a rather large nose . . . .
Blessed are the big noses
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E wrote:
cityslick1 wrote:good result, but it does make you wonder how much - if any - extra cash his manager squeezed out of us, which may have jeopardised plays for Aish / Freeman extension etc. Would be fascinating to know, along with seeing just much he'll develop with his injury history.

I'd like to think that his physique and fitness levels were at 75% - 80% this year, to aid & as a result of his recovery. & I can remember seeing him show signs of explosiveness in his junior days, which reminded me a of a mix of Lenny Hayes / Brendan Goddard.

If he can get back to his best & build his size, endurance and confidence over summer, he should be v handy.
I wonder if the Kreutzer deal falling apart allowed us to throw and extra $100k at Scharenberg.
We aren't paying him $400k per year. He might make that in year 3 of his deal if he hits his performance targets.
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Not sure if this thread is full of anti semites of self deprecating Jews :lol:
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<snip> Lookout... WPW is in Stevic mode. :?
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Wokko wrote:Not sure if this thread is full of anti semites of self deprecating Jews :lol:
Perhaps both.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mmui1Jo-FaE
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swoop42 wrote:
Wokko wrote:Not sure if this thread is full of anti semites of self deprecating Jews :lol:
Perhaps both.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mmui1Jo-FaE
lol, guessed what that was before I even clicked it :lol:
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