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That should keep you busy.
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So the ATO is putting Squat Toilets in it's new building.

http://www.sbs.com.au/yourlanguage/hind ... -workforce

Pauline Hanson has called for a Please Explain and while I don't necessarily agree with her language, I tend to agree with the premise.

The reasoning apparently is that 20% of the ATO workforce is from a non-english speaking background. That's nice, how many of that 20% actually grew up in a country that used a squat toilet? I'm tipping it's a much smaller number of total staff.

Stupid fkn decision for mine. Most office buildings have barely enough dunny's as it is, making some of them squatters to pander to a small minority who would most likely have western style dunnies in their home anyway is ridiculous and an OH&S hazard waiting to happen.

If people are too dumb to figure out how to use a western style toilet, I really don't want them playing with my tax information.
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stui magpie wrote:So the ATO is putting Squat Toilets in it's new building.

http://www.sbs.com.au/yourlanguage/hind ... -workforce

Pauline Hanson has called for a Please Explain and while I don't necessarily agree with her language, I tend to agree with the premise.

The reasoning apparently is that 20% of the ATO workforce is from a non-english speaking background. That's nice, how many of that 20% actually grew up in a country that used a squat toilet? I'm tipping it's a much smaller number of total staff.

Stupid fkn decision for mine. Most office buildings have barely enough dunny's as it is, making some of them squatters to pander to a small minority who would most likely have western style dunnies in their home anyway is ridiculous and an OH&S hazard waiting to happen.

If people are too dumb to figure out how to use a western style toilet, I really don't want them playing with my tax information.
Looks like they would be real hygienic too. Most of the squat toilets in the sub continent have a fern bush, mound of dirt or an Anaconda snake at the back of them not the nice white porcelain.
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stui magpie wrote:So the ATO is putting Squat Toilets in it's new building.

http://www.sbs.com.au/yourlanguage/hind ... -workforce

Pauline Hanson has called for a Please Explain and while I don't necessarily agree with her language, I tend to agree with the premise.

The reasoning apparently is that 20% of the ATO workforce is from a non-english speaking background. That's nice, how many of that 20% actually grew up in a country that used a squat toilet? I'm tipping it's a much smaller number of total staff.

Stupid fkn decision for mine. Most office buildings have barely enough dunny's as it is, making some of them squatters to pander to a small minority who would most likely have western style dunnies in their home anyway is ridiculous and an OH&S hazard waiting to happen.

If people are too dumb to figure out how to use a western style toilet, I really don't want them playing with my tax information.
Looks like they would be real hygienic too. Most of the squat toilets in the sub continent have a fern bush, mound of dirt or an Anaconda snake at the back of them not the nice white porcelain.
If I had to take an urgent dump and that was the only cubicle available, I'd shit in the hand basin instead
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Apparently it's good for you to squat when you, um, go! A nice open, free passage! Hmm, I'm sure a few dates works just as well!
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It's also apparently good to just squat down and pop out a kid while weeding the rice paddies, pick it up and keep weeding but I can't see it catching on here.
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^ That would be grand as then all the midwives would be out trying to catch the slippery little suckers!

And then I could just sit back and think "ah how's the serenity" :lol:
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^

God, we can't have a lot of unemployed midwives, we'd need more psych wards. :P :wink:
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nah nah nah women should be allowed to milk it for everything they can get!!
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stui magpie wrote:So the ATO is putting Squat Toilets in it's new building.

http://www.sbs.com.au/yourlanguage/hind ... -workforce

Pauline Hanson has called for a Please Explain and while I don't necessarily agree with her language, I tend to agree with the premise.

The reasoning apparently is that 20% of the ATO workforce is from a non-english speaking background. That's nice, how many of that 20% actually grew up in a country that used a squat toilet? I'm tipping it's a much smaller number of total staff.

Stupid fkn decision for mine. Most office buildings have barely enough dunny's as it is, making some of them squatters to pander to a small minority who would most likely have western style dunnies in their home anyway is ridiculous and an OH&S hazard waiting to happen.

If people are too dumb to figure out how to use a western style toilet, I really don't want them playing with my tax information.
I'm calling for a "please explain why anyone should care about this".
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^

Read my post and try again.
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I read it. Still think it's a tabloid storm in a teacup that plays nicely to One Nation types but that's about it.
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So, considering toilets are precious real estate in office buildings, why do you think reducing the number of toilets to install squatters that cater to a tiny minority that could easily use the normal ones is an appropriate thing?
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Couldn't they just have a kiddie stand so they can get up there?
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