Who's better than Darren Milburn? - Glenn Freeborn!

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Last week against the Blues Freeborn squashed Houlihan. Houlihan had to be stretchered off - which pretty much provided the highlight (for us, I think) for the game. (Other highlight was that "Champion" Anthony Rootafaeces trying a left foot snap, missing the ball entirely, and falling on his ass).

On Sunday, Freeborn squashed the Kangaroos Brady(?) Rawling! Rawlings had to also be stretchered off. Although this match provided better highlights than the previous week - Saint Nick's long torpedo-goals, Scotty's ascension into the midfield and his dominance, Burnsy's BOG performance, etc. - it's always a high point when a squib does something worthwhile.

I maintain that Freeborn's NOT a defender. Any time he's been on anybody with a bit of skill, he's been killed - as he was, most notably, by Darren Jarman. And, you know, if Y2Malty hadn't tried the inexplicable move of Rupe on Bizzell when we played Geelong, Freeborn would've probably been his second "first-option."

Anyway, if Freeborn can knock somebody out each game every game, then I'd be willing to see the squib remain at Half-back!

BTW, I have a Geelong-friend (yes, yes, sad I know) and he said that the Cats' tossed-up who to ditch between Milburn and Steinfort. Obviously and ultimately, Steinfort was the one who went and came to us - but I just thought I'd let everybody know that that nice Milburn boy who performed so well at Uncle Toby's Oval on Saturday could've been in Black & White stripes.

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