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2 things on the same video call from the same bloke.

1. First time he'd seen me since I shaved my head last week, he reckons I look like Michael Caine. Considering he's 30 years older than me I'm not sure that's a compliment.

2. He made a comment about watching The Bourne Identity with his kids while his wife was out and said he was a bad Dad. I commented that at least he hadn't watched Jackass with them, he replied with " Oh god no, my kids are stupid, they'd try to copy what they saw" :lol:
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Hehehe, that’s funny!
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https://www.foxsports.com.au/afl/watch- ... 81f03a8c08

The hilarious video call went viral on social media when the Magpies announced his inclusion on Wednesday.

“Oh f*** off, are you joking? I can’t. Oh my god, Trey, that is unbelievable. Are you stirring me up?” Fiona said.

But it was a punchline that had many of his teammates crying with laughter.

“Trey, that is so good. I can’t believe it! What, the whole team fall over or something, did they?”

Despite Fiona’s cheeky statement, she left Ruscoe with one final message.

“No I’m so proud of you darl. I can’t believe so quick. Good on you darling, I’m really happy for you,” she said.

“Make sure you go out there and do the colours proud all right. Don’t be a big wuss.”
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^ Love his mum's reaction. Priceless! :lol:
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i love Reids reaction!!!
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think positive wrote:i love Reids reaction!!!
Sidebottom's reaction as well :lol:
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Jezza wrote:
think positive wrote:i love Reids reaction!!!
Sidebottom's reaction as well :lol:
yup, i hope he kicks on tonight and they have a camera on mum - thats a mum after my own heart, all together now **** ME!
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Bloke who used to be a friend of my son 10 years ago contacted me on Facebook Messenger, looking for the recipe to the Demon Juice I made for a housewarming 8-10 years ago.

He remembered it fondly and said he had some mates he wanted to kill, so I gave it to him. Sounded like a community service. :P 8)
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“Borders shouldn’t be used as a political tool says bloke who locks up toddlers to impress rednecks”

https://m.betootaadvocate.com/uncategor ... -rednecks/
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stui magpie wrote:Bloke who used to be a friend of my son 10 years ago contacted me on Facebook Messenger, looking for the recipe to the Demon Juice I made for a housewarming 8-10 years ago.

He remembered it fondly and said he had some mates he wanted to kill, so I gave it to him. Sounded like a community service. :P 8)
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maybe im being a bitch but seeing the Simonds family and a fox kid cop it on their boat in Qld made me laugh!
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Nah, I got a smile out of that too.
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think positive wrote:maybe im being a bitch but seeing the Simonds family and a fox kid cop it on their boat in Qld made me laugh!
That made me laugh as well :D
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Apparently a person turned up to ED because their dealer couldn't deal because of the Coronavirus restrictions. He presented to ED asking mental health if they knew where he could score
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^^

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